spitless

euphemism for shitless, so you don't get in 'spit' for swearing.
A: I'm bored spitless
B: Me, too, let's fuck or something!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 19, 2008
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bicycle bitch

A woman who seems to have two periods/PMS in a month (perhaps due to a 21-day "cycle"?)

She's a bitch twice(bi) in one cycle
Fred: You look tired.
Ed: You have no idea! Remember around the 3rd when I said Mabel was PMSing all over my ass? Well, she's at it again!
Fred: It's still May, wehat is it, the 25th today?
Ed: Yea, lucky me, married a bicycle bitch!
Fred: Harsh, let's go drinking
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 20, 2011
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burnt meat

objects of sexual interest who have dark skin (eg. Indians)
Often used dismissively
John: Get a good slut at the bar last night?
Don: Almost, stuck it out til closing & took home some crackhead burnt meat.
John: Smoookinnnnn!
Don: You know it! I'm worried, though -- I'm already feeling the itch. . .
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 24, 2011
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diaper naked

That curious phenomenon where a baby in only a diaper looks somehow even more naked than being fully bare
Damn, that kid sure looks naked!

He's diaper naked, technically -- the long legs are what does it
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 17, 2010
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mando commando

Mandatory Commando
1) some military academies have mandatory training classes for commando type missions
2) a requirement to be naked
1) I got Mando Commando tomorrow at 1600.
2) House Jacuzzi rule is Mando Commando. Same for ladies in my bedroom.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 17, 2021
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leprosy car

a car that's so old & crappy it has parts constantly falling off it.
Sam: Wow, what a POS car you got, dude! Did a taillight just drop off?
Sal, proudly, Yeah, it's my leprosy car! Cool, isn't it?
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 08, 2011
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Nike net

a synonym for sneakernet a jocular meaning for a way to transfer data manually (walking the disk(or USB RAMstick) to the other machine)
My network was down so I had to use the Nike net to bring my homework to asnother computer to print it. Whast a PITA!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 10, 2009
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