Definitions by cyberpope67,BC,Canada
social orgasm
1. the euphoric feeling you get from finally being included in social situations
2. as opposed to a solitary one, sexual climax with another person or people
2. as opposed to a solitary one, sexual climax with another person or people
1. I've been so isolated for the past yewar that I actually had a social orgasm at the surprise birthday party my coworkers planned for me.
2. Even hermits need social orgasms occasionally, to stay sane & well lubricated.
2. Even hermits need social orgasms occasionally, to stay sane & well lubricated.
social orgasm by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 8, 2019
soft five
1. what a man has, when he's both a grower AND a shower (i.e. not YOU, shorty!)
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.
1. That nigga's gotta soft five, no wonder I can't compete!
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.
soft five by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 18, 2018
dug
plural dugs; animal nipple, but also used as a contemptuous term for human female breast (especially sloppy+saggy ones)
My wife used to have gorgeous tits; now, at 50, they're best classified as dugs. Don't get me wrong, I fuck & suck 'em anyway! (no, not in that order!)
dug by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 1, 2018
LOMBARD
Dawn: So how'd your date go ;last night with our town's most eligible bachelor?
Donna: Not well - he looks like a good carch, but he's oo much of a a real LOMBARD for me!
Donna: Not well - he looks like a good carch, but he's oo much of a a real LOMBARD for me!
LOMBARD by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 5, 2018
Wessonality
Aptness towards participation in a Wesson oil party.
I'm having a Wesson oil party this weekend; who do you know with wessonality?
We called them Crisco Parties when I was young; I'll bring my mom, she's totally got wessonality!
We called them Crisco Parties when I was young; I'll bring my mom, she's totally got wessonality!
Wessonality by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 18, 2018
cozy dozy
That sweet time when you're semiconscious, half asleep, but only partially awake. Semi lucidly dreaming, maybe; the time you never want to end
I had such a beautiful cozy dozy this morning, I nearly didn't get up, but then the kids stated hollering & fighting, & the moment was lost.
cozy dozy by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 12, 2018