Boober

When you take a regular taxi & get a free ride by showing your boobs.

A-cup: It cost me a $40 can ride to get here.
B-cup: I paid $25 to Uber
C-Cup: I paid 28 to Lyft.
D-cup: I took Boober! Rode for free!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 05, 2020

oral diarrhea

gross way of referring to vomit.
Not to beconfused with verbal diarrrhea, which is overtalking

Dawn: Now this a party, amiright?
Don: Yeah, once I finish offloading this oral diarrhea, I'll be good for another round of gas station sushi, washed down with homemade beer!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 26, 2019

cunt hooks

fingers, especially, when bent up into hooks.

Get your dirty cunt hooks off my tits!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 17, 2019

prefuctual agreement

An agreement people sign prior to hjaving sex, like a prenuptial agreement it outlines agreements, rights, & responsibilities, especially among those into BDSM

Some important things to include in a prefuctual agreement:
Agreement to have sex
Safe Words
Responsibility of the person who calls it off to provide a couple week's notice including a loaner(friend, sibling, professional)

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 02, 2017

cozy dozy

That sweet time when you're semiconscious, half asleep, but only partially awake. Semi lucidly dreaming, maybe; the time you never want to end

I had such a beautiful cozy dozy this morning, I nearly didn't get up, but then the kids stated hollering & fighting, & the moment was lost.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 12, 2018

jerkwad

literally a wad of male ejaculate, released via masturbation (c.f. fuckwad)
usually used as a general term of contempt

Useless fucking jerkwad! Go home or at least get off the damned highway!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 11, 2017

thumbwhore

On Express, in the Human Pets app, on Facebook, someone who acts/talks like a complete slut, to get people to click her thumb for points.

I woulda gone to bed hours ago, but I'm too turned on reading what all these little thumbwhores are saying!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 06, 2007