radio model

A person, usually female, whose voice is hot & sexy, but who's fat &/or ugly physically -- i.e. they'd make a great sexy model on the radio only.

Buddy: So I got this wrong number last week -- she sounded HOT! So I talked her into meeting me for drinks. Turns out she weighed about 400 pounds!

Friend: sounds like a radio model!

Buddy: I fucked her anyway!

Friends: Youda man!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 05, 2014

oyster surprise

when you suddenly get a wad of thick phlegm, as when coughing, snogging, or eating pussy"

How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 10, 2016

blow me dry

A usually derogatory invitation/command for the other to suck you off so many times you'll have no cum left.

To emphasise, add "and call me Dusty!"

Brad: Yo, Chad, wanna go bowling tonight?
Chad Yeah, right, blow me dry & call me Dusty!
Brad: Pardon me?
Chad In other words, Fuck you & fuck off!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 01, 2009

platte

French-Canadian for twat

That frog bitch I met last night sure had some sweet platte!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 02, 2008

bicycle bitch

A woman who seems to have two periods/PMS in a month (perhaps due to a 21-day "cycle"?)

She's a bitch twice(bi) in one cycle

Fred: You look tired.
Ed: You have no idea! Remember around the 3rd when I said Mabel was PMSing all over my ass? Well, she's at it again!
Fred: It's still May, wehat is it, the 25th today?
Ed: Yea, lucky me, married a bicycle bitch!
Fred: Harsh, let's go drinking

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 11, 2011

dag

a generic term of contempt usually for a female. (if used on a male confers an even greater degree of contempt)

Abbreviation of daggit (a dog-like pet from Battlestar Galactica TV series in the 1980's)

Mostly used as one would use "dog", in referring to an ugly, scraggy bitch.

Debbie? I wouldn't fuck that dag with Tony's dick!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 03, 2008

nooming

Also: nrooming
nose grooming - the act of picking your nose to get it nice & clean

Aday after a bad cold, I need to spend an hour nooming, to get all the hard its of snot stuck to the hairs. Always in private & I always was my hands after.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 08, 2019