cyberpope67,BC,Canada's definitions

prejacked

To prematurely ejaculate; when a man ejaculates sooner than he(and/or she) wanted.

Don: I hear you prejacked with Terri last night. Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?

Jon: Hell no! She's the one who suffered. When I cum, it's right on time!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 20, 2016

snag

a (SN)otty h(AG) (stuck up/arrogant female)

You see that? I said hi, & Suzi totally ignored me -- What a snag!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 3, 2008

ADD broke

So broke you can't even pay attention.

Lend me $20?
Dude, I'm ADD broke, & that's serious broke -- I can't even afford to pay attention. . . oh, look, a quarter!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 8, 2017

willnot

little bits of shit stuck to your ass hairs that will NOT wipe off. aka dingleberries aka clingons around Uranus (or Klingons around your anus

Emma finally agrees to give Rick a rimjob and exclaims, "WTF?? What's chewy?"

Rick grins evilly & says, "Sorry, forgot to scrape off the willnots!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 7, 2009

Dewey test

drunk test (i.e. DUI test)

Ben's blonde girlfriend texted that she was late becauuse the cops gave her a Dewey test by making her walk along a white piece of tape while toching her nose and saying the alphabet backwards.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 18, 2015

leprosy car

a car that's so old & crappy it has parts constantly falling off it.

Sam: Wow, what a POS car you got, dude! Did a taillight just drop off?
Sal, proudly, Yeah, it's my leprosy car! Cool, isn't it?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 2, 2011

The Nooge

Fan nickname for Ted Nugent

This is a cool song, "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang", who sings it?

The Nooge!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 7, 2012