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Definitions by cyberpope67,BC,Canada

deadpannery 

the quality of being able to deliver humour in a deadpan(expressionless) manner for effect.
Jimmy Carr & Stephen Wright are both experts at deadpannery.

courtesy sister 

A friend(no 'benefits') who's so close she's like a sister, or just is the mother of someone who calls you Uncle. (could be a former sexual partner, but who is only a friend now)
How many siblings do you have?

Well, I have 2 brothers, 2 sisters from my mom, & a half brother from my dad, & a courtesy sister I stilll keep in touch with.

yuck my yum

1. criticizing my taste(either literally or figuratively(as in def 2)) preferences
2. sloppily perform cunnlingus on me
1. Bob: "Eww, that's disgusting, puttingketchup o a hot dog." Dave: Fuck you, Asshole, Do't yiuck my yum
2. Candy: OMG, If you ever date Joey, you gotta let him yuck your yum. I had him yuck my yum for a full hour; I never came so often in my life!

pastel lesbian 

A usually teenaged girl who plays at being a lesbian. Noted for claiming fealty to famous lesbian or feminist personas.
Caroline Konsnstnar is the funniest teen pastel lesbian YouTube vlogger.

crocogator 

Either a crocodile or an alligator especially when you, like all, can't tell the difference.
I saw a crocagator eatng a homeless guy yesterday?

"Which was it?"
Fuck, I dunno -- don't be such a fucking grammar nazi. Crocogator -- it stands alone. Fucking Nazi cunt!
Member Of (the) Tribe is a Jew
Sing: yeah, I’m an MOT Yeah, you know me.
MOT by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 21, 2021

mando commando 

Mandatory Commando
1) some military academies have mandatory training classes for commando type missions
2) a requirement to be naked
1) I got Mando Commando tomorrow at 1600.
2) House Jacuzzi rule is Mando Commando. Same for ladies in my bedroom.