1) hey, Louis, tell me how to get to your house from mine
2) ok, Mario, head straight down Forest, hang a louie on Pine, go 2 blocks, then do a ralph on 3rd. . . 2nd house on your left. bring beers, you cheap cunt!
2) ok, Mario, head straight down Forest, hang a louie on Pine, go 2 blocks, then do a ralph on 3rd. . . 2nd house on your left. bring beers, you cheap cunt!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 07, 2013
1. to ejaculate
2. to exert one's self greatly (comes from how one might get an inguinal(groin) hernia from over exertion)
2. to exert one's self greatly (comes from how one might get an inguinal(groin) hernia from over exertion)
John: Yo, Jim's sure busting a nut with the yardwork, eh?
Don: Yeah, his wife promised him as threesome with her lezbo cousin if he gets it done today!
John: Then he'll REALLY bust a nut, eh?
Don: Ideally, yes!
Don: Yeah, his wife promised him as threesome with her lezbo cousin if he gets it done today!
John: Then he'll REALLY bust a nut, eh?
Don: Ideally, yes!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 21, 2009
1. what a man has, when he's both a grower AND a shower (i.e. not YOU, shorty!)
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.
1. That nigga's gotta soft five, no wonder I can't compete!
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 19, 2018
When you've ordered something by mail &they are asking for your opinion/rating/etc. when you havebn't even got it yet!
I ordered a new sex toy from eBay & they're already bugging me to rate it. I haveb't even GOT it yet! Talk about premature evaluation!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 14, 2015
Cop, to cop buddy: I got a date tonight with a hot civilian chick who loves the uniform
Buddy: You're bringing your jewelry, right?
Cop: you know it, this bracelets never fail to impress! Then they love it when I smacl their ass with y leather belt!
Buddy Lucky asshole, I'm stucking working overtime tonight. . . Have fun.
Buddy: You're bringing your jewelry, right?
Cop: you know it, this bracelets never fail to impress! Then they love it when I smacl their ass with y leather belt!
Buddy Lucky asshole, I'm stucking working overtime tonight. . . Have fun.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 29, 2016
Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?
Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .
Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2022
Ben's blonde girlfriend texted that she was late becauuse the cops gave her a Dewey test by making her walk along a white piece of tape while toching her nose and saying the alphabet backwards.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 19, 2015