Definitions by cyberpope67,BC,Canada
Nike net
a synonym for sneakernet a jocular meaning for a way to transfer data manually (walking the disk(or USB RAMstick) to the other machine)
My network was down so I had to use the Nike net to bring my homework to asnother computer to print it. Whast a PITA!
Nike net by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 10, 2009
Newfie Flush
Holy shit! My pair held up? What did you have with all that betting?
Newfie flush I was hoping to fill on the river
Newfie flush I was hoping to fill on the river
Newfie Flush by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 7, 2009
eat it
1. to die
2. command from your girlfriend to perform cunnilingus on her
3. fail
4. fuck off
5. Weird Al Yankovich parody of Jackson's "Beat It"
2. command from your girlfriend to perform cunnilingus on her
3. fail
4. fuck off
5. Weird Al Yankovich parody of Jackson's "Beat It"
1. Bungee jumpers have a 50% higher chance of eating it than the rest of us
2. Don't just stare at it -- EAT IT, BITCH!
3. Oh, man, Tony Hawks did a triple flip & landed on his face -- he totally ate it!
4. John: Don't be so mouthy all the time
Don: Eat it, bitch!
5. How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it
2. Don't just stare at it -- EAT IT, BITCH!
3. Oh, man, Tony Hawks did a triple flip & landed on his face -- he totally ate it!
4. John: Don't be so mouthy all the time
Don: Eat it, bitch!
5. How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it
eat it by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 12, 2009
spitakke
Very much grade school: completely covering someone's face with spit, usually by two or more guys.
Play on words for bukakke.
Play on words for bukakke.
Jim, to dripping faced Danny: What happened?
Danny: theree 7th graders did a spitakke on me!
Jim: Damb, son, go the fuck home & wash!
Danny: theree 7th graders did a spitakke on me!
Jim: Damb, son, go the fuck home & wash!
spitakke by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 10, 2009
blow me dry
A usually derogatory invitation/command for the other to suck you off so many times you'll have no cum left.
To emphasise, add "and call me Dusty!"
To emphasise, add "and call me Dusty!"
Brad: Yo, Chad, wanna go bowling tonight?
Chad Yeah, right, blow me dry & call me Dusty!
Brad: Pardon me?
Chad In other words, Fuck you & fuck off!
Chad Yeah, right, blow me dry & call me Dusty!
Brad: Pardon me?
Chad In other words, Fuck you & fuck off!
blow me dry by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 1, 2009
daggit
from Battlestar Galactica -- a daggit was an ugly dog-like critter, so it's used as a generic insult, in place of bitch, especially at school. Extra value, as it rhymes with faggot.
Judy: Oh, Brends, you're such a daggit!
Teacher: What did you call her?
Judy: that cute little alien critter from Galactica cuz Brenda's acting silly!
Teacher: What did you call her?
Judy: that cute little alien critter from Galactica cuz Brenda's acting silly!
daggit by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 1, 2009
recyclable
mostly used by women to refer to a casual sexual partner they can call up for a booty call any time, regardless of her relationship status.
It's no-strings, no-emotions, hardcore sex-only.
Men often use the term fuck buddy for the same thing.
A more gender neutral term might be friends with benefits
It's no-strings, no-emotions, hardcore sex-only.
Men often use the term fuck buddy for the same thing.
A more gender neutral term might be friends with benefits
Karen: "Damn, another lousy boyfriend history, I think I need to call my recyclable, Rico, to get myself grounded before hunting up a new boyfriend.
recyclable by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 1, 2009