cyberpope67,BC,Canada's definitions

daggit

from Battlestar Galactica -- a daggit was an ugly dog-like critter, so it's used as a generic insult, in place of bitch, especially at school. Extra value, as it rhymes with faggot.

Judy: Oh, Brends, you're such a daggit!
Teacher: What did you call her?
Judy: that cute little alien critter from Galactica cuz Brenda's acting silly!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 1, 2009

squay

from "squamous" meaning squishy.
a PC substitute for "gay" & "lame" to refer to something useless(mushy like rotted fruit)
squa- in combination (eg. "squahead," one whose brain is like oatmeal porridge

You've obviously got mush for brains; you're so squay, you're a fucking squahead!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 24, 2016

FRED

acronym standing for "Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device" (usually any computer or computer part that's pissng you off!)

How was your day at work?
The stupid temporary FRED they stuck me with for my login terminal kept going down all day!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 6, 2010

malien

A heterosexual(non-metro) male who isn't typical (e.g. hates sports, no interest in cars; listens when women talk to him, in no rush to score

Sally: Ron is such a refreshing change. A real man, but not toxic one, y'know?
Mali: Sounds like you'vbe hooked up with a malien, you lucky bitch!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 17, 2019

hang pink

When a woman pees without sitting down on the seat.

In a mall bathroom:
Sophie: eww, this seat looks germy
Lauren: Just hover & hang pink

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 11, 2015

prejacked

To prematurely ejaculate; when a man ejaculates sooner than he(and/or she) wanted.

Don: I hear you prejacked with Terri last night. Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?

Jon: Hell no! She's the one who suffered. When I cum, it's right on time!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 20, 2016

bunnuvasitch

A spoonerism euophemism for "son of a bitch" used to imply vulgarity, but without breaching censorship rules.
c.f. bullspit

*hits thumb with hammer, when pastor's children are present*
"Oh, BUNNUVASITCH, that HURT!!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 24, 2008