cyberpope67,BC,Canada's definitions

baking up

To start the day by smoking a joint
aka wake and bake

The best part of waking up is baking up!
Wake and bake, man! That's my entire philosophy!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 25, 2009

social orgasm

1. the euphoric feeling you get from finally being included in social situations
2. as opposed to a solitary one, sexual climax with another person or people

1. I've been so isolated for the past yewar that I actually had a social orgasm at the surprise birthday party my coworkers planned for me.
2. Even hermits need social orgasms occasionally, to stay sane & well lubricated.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 8, 2019

fag repellant

Leaving a deadly stinky shit in a bathroom that blowjob seeking gays hang out in. Leave one so rotten nobody can be in there longer than they can hold their breath.

What took you so long in the can?

Dropped a deuce - twas some primo fag repellant!

Cool! Let's count green-faced cottagers; first to ten gets a blowjob!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 22, 2013

debutongue

1. first time performance of cunnilingus
2. first time using tongue action during fellatio
3. first time using tongue when kissing

etym: debut+tongue cf debutant

So, Joe, I hear you had 3 sisters last night?

Yeah, & everyone involved debutongue!

1. I was the first one ever munched Debbie
2. Carmen was so hot & wild she started tonguing my cock like it was the worlds last ice cream cone!
3. & their baby sister, just 18, responded well to her first french kiss!

All in all, a helluva bargain for just 1 bottle of lemon gin; I highly recommend this ttrio for YOUR post-bar mitzvah party, too!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 20, 2010

wife vac

A vacuum cleaner that no longer sucks.

I need a new Hoover, my last one just turned into a wife vac yesterday!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 11, 2014

pissed mist

The imaginary aura/fog that fills the room when your wife is pissed(angry) at you

My wife was PMSing when I told her I wanted a threesome with her & her sister for my birthday.

I felt a terrible chill go up my spine as the room filled with pissed mist.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 9, 2010

enamorata

The miscellaneous items you leave behind at a lover's home to give you an excuse to call them again.

John: What's with this box of crap? Jewellery, panties, purses, keys?
Bill: I collect one night stand enamorata but never return their callbacks! I give it as gifts to those I do want to see twice!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 8, 2014