Definitions by cyberpope67,BC,Canada

prison minute 

a) Canadian prison slang for a 5-year sentence (60 months) as in the federal prisons, this is considered a short sentence, which is the older meaning of a minute.
b) MINUTE: short period of time

How long you in for, mate?
Just a prison minute -- no biggie

"Hey, can I see you for a minute in my office?" ("You're the boss; let me drop everything & attend to your order.")

prison minute by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 30, 2023

vagina repellent 

See truck nuts and skinny jeans
Or any other gross display that men think shows masculinity but really just ensures the gays know where they are.

"Duuuude, did you come out & I missed it?"

What the fuck you mean, man?
"You've got double vagina repellent going on -- you've got truck nuts on your Ford & you're wearing the gayest pair of skinny jeans I've ever seen.

vagina repellent by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 16, 2023

juice box 

Battery recharger pack that operate like a portable charger.

This? This black boxy thing I carry around in my purse? It's a juice box, for juicing up my phone on the go, when I don't have access to a power outlet."

juice box by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2022

unauthorised credit card swipe 

when you get a random wedgie when your ginch rides up into your ass crack.

Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?

Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .

unauthorised credit card swipe by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2022

drive you home 

punny & G-rated way of saying "I will slam my cock full & deeply inside of you.

Jen: I'm tired, cab anyone give me a ride home?
Biff: "Bend over, Baby, I'll drive you home."

drive you home by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 7, 2022

woodenface 

Refers to those bureaucrats who argue with you with an unmoving face. They are implaccable, unmoving, and uncaring.

As if theirfaces were carved from a wooden block.

I wentdown to the DMV, but the woodenface at the main counter wouldn't agree that a 6 foot 6 inch man with a 6 inch beard is a male, not female. I thought it was M (masturbation) and F (fucking) &, although M was true, I put down what I hoped for in the box for "sex?" when I first requested a license. I almost dropped trou to show her that I was male, but I bet even then she'd just ignore the facts & stick to her stupid made up mind.

woodenface by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 5, 2022

slimy winkjob 

sex (coitus, fucking, intercourse); wink = sideways eye; slimy = wet & ready.

winkjob for short

Man, oh man, I had a good time with Harriet lay night -- first a handy then a slimy winkjob! Then she sucked me clean. I love that girl! So does her husband, sadly.

slimy winkjob by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 6, 2021