1) the comic book sound your fist makes as it embeds in a the side of a douche's neck
1b) the exclamation you make as you punch him
2) badly misspelled attempt at writing douche (short for douchebag, as in he's only good for flushing old cum out of a whore's cunt!
1b) the exclamation you make as you punch him
2) badly misspelled attempt at writing douche (short for douchebag, as in he's only good for flushing old cum out of a whore's cunt!
John: Ok, Deke, these here are classy chicks, play it cool, I need to get laid tonight -- don't fuck it up!
(enters party)
Deke: Which one of you cupcakes wants to give me a blowjob?
John punches Deke deep into his neck fat, while loudly exclaiming, as if making a karate move, "DOOSH!"
John, thinking, "I knew I shouldn't have brought that fucking douche!"
(enters party)
Deke: Which one of you cupcakes wants to give me a blowjob?
John punches Deke deep into his neck fat, while loudly exclaiming, as if making a karate move, "DOOSH!"
John, thinking, "I knew I shouldn't have brought that fucking douche!"
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 03, 2013
Get the dooshmug. Man, oh man, I had a good time with Harriet lay night -- first a handy then a slimy winkjob! Then she sucked me clean. I love that girl! So does her husband, sadly.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 06, 2021
Get the slimy winkjobmug.