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Definitions by cyberpope67,BC,Canada

cunt hooks 

The index and middle fingers held up, palm towards your body -- indicating "hooking/pulling up into a vagina". . .
OR just a general vulgar reference to the fingers.
If he puts his dirty little cunt hooks anywhere NEAR my girlfriend, I'll break 'em right off!
cunt hooks by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 16, 2007

thumbwhore 

On Express, in the Human Pets app, on Facebook, someone who acts/talks like a complete slut, to get people to click her thumb for points.
I woulda gone to bed hours ago, but I'm too turned on reading what all these little thumbwhores are saying!

Facebook widower 

A man who is neglected because his wife or partner spends so much time, addictively, on Facebook (c.f. Football Widow)
I used to almost feel bad for turning my wife into a Football Widow until I discovered I was a Facebook Widower in the off-seasons!