156 definitions by cyberpope67,BC,Canada

deuce

1. in playing cards, a two (eg "deuce of spades")
2. shit (ie #2)
3. a 2-year prison sentence

So I got sentencd to a deuce(3), was dropping a deuce(2), and I was using the time wisely in remarking the deuces(1) in my poker deck

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 9, 2009

FB

1. Fuck Buddy

2. Facebook

3. Food Bank

4. fucking broke

5. Football

Posted on FB: Me and my FB gonna hit the FB, cuz we're both FB, then watch FB on TV 'cause it's free.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 3, 2020

take the beach home

referring to sand stuck in your crevices & orifices (i.e. ass, pussy)

wife: "Whoa! You're dropping sand all through the house!"
husband, "Yes, I hate when I take the beach home in my swim trunks!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 30, 2011

juice box

Battery recharger pack that operate like a portable charger.

This? This black boxy thing I carry around in my purse? It's a juice box, for juicing up my phone on the go, when I don't have access to a power outlet."

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2022

Coca-Colonialism

American culture & products spreading throughout the world, like Coca Cola. . .

On my trip to Austrialia last year, if they drove on the other side of the road I'd think I was back home in America -- a perfect example of Coca-Colonialism!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 10, 2013

brass verdict

police slang for street justice in the form of a guilty person getting shot. (refers to the brass casings)

Did you hear? Benny managed to get a good lawyer and walked on all charges; & you just KNOW he was the one who stabbed the guy, even though the jury gave him a not guilty verdict!

Yeah, but then the guy's family shot him in the head the day after he was let out of jail -- that was the REAL verdict, man, a brass verdict!

Fuck him, piece of shit, anyway!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 11, 2010

Wofjep

The one hour block of (W)heel (O)f (F)ortune and (Je)o(p)ardy

Hey, Babe? Set the DVR to record wofjep tonight. I got a meeting from 7-8.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 23, 2019