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Dewey test

drunk test (i.e. DUI test)
Ben's blonde girlfriend texted that she was late becauuse the cops gave her a Dewey test by making her walk along a white piece of tape while toching her nose and saying the alphabet backwards.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 18, 2015
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willnot

little bits of shit stuck to your ass hairs that will NOT wipe off. aka dingleberries aka clingons around Uranus (or Klingons around your anus
Emma finally agrees to give Rick a rimjob and exclaims, "WTF?? What's chewy?"

Rick grins evilly & says, "Sorry, forgot to scrape off the willnots!"
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 7, 2009
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fag repellant

Leaving a deadly stinky shit in a bathroom that blowjob seeking gays hang out in. Leave one so rotten nobody can be in there longer than they can hold their breath.
What took you so long in the can?

Dropped a deuce - twas some primo fag repellant!

Cool! Let's count green-faced cottagers; first to ten gets a blowjob!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 22, 2013
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snag

a (SN)otty h(AG) (stuck up/arrogant female)
You see that? I said hi, & Suzi totally ignored me -- What a snag!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 3, 2008
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prison minute

a) Canadian prison slang for a 5-year sentence (60 months) as in the federal prisons, this is considered a short sentence, which is the older meaning of a minute.
b) MINUTE: short period of time
How long you in for, mate?
Just a prison minute -- no biggie

"Hey, can I see you for a minute in my office?" ("You're the boss; let me drop everything & attend to your order.")
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 30, 2023
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mando commando

Mandatory Commando
1) some military academies have mandatory training classes for commando type missions
2) a requirement to be naked
1) I got Mando Commando tomorrow at 1600.
2) House Jacuzzi rule is Mando Commando. Same for ladies in my bedroom.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 17, 2021
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pissed mist

The imaginary aura/fog that fills the room when your wife is pissed(angry) at you
My wife was PMSing when I told her I wanted a threesome with her & her sister for my birthday.

I felt a terrible chill go up my spine as the room filled with pissed mist.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 9, 2010
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