Beanermobile

casual referece to either a Leland Mini or Cooper Mini; the former being the car Mr. Bean(character) drove; the latter beingthe commonly believed model of car he drove.

Nice Beanermobile, dude!

I know -- got it cheap & the mileage is extraordinary!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 14, 2019

crocogator

Either a crocodile or an alligator especially when you, like all, can't tell the difference.

I saw a crocagator eatng a homeless guy yesterday?

"Which was it?"
Fuck, I dunno -- don't be such a fucking grammar nazi. Crocogator -- it stands alone. Fucking Nazi cunt!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 15, 2021

French novelist

polite way of saying "ball sack"; the French novelist is Honoré de Balzac

Always wear an athletic cup, so nobody accidentally kicks you in the French novelist.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 19, 2016

slow news day

semi-sarcastic way to say nothing much is going on.

Boss: How come you only made 5 sales all day?
You: It was a slow news day, I guess

Jim: Yo, Sup?
Tim: fuck all
Jim: slow news day, I take it?
Tim: Fuck, yeah!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 22, 2010

gratuitous intensive

Using vulgarity to intensify one's speech for no real reason or purpose.

Hey, teacher, how the fuck are you?
how dare you swear at me?
I didn't; I merely employed use of the gratuitous intensive. It's called, "colloquial expression," bitch! NOW I've sworn at you, you old cunt!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 06, 2012

Newfie Flush

in poker a 4-card flush aka busted flush or Chinese flush

Holy shit! My pair held up? What did you have with all that betting?

Newfie flush I was hoping to fill on the river

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 07, 2009

take the beach home

referring to sand stuck in your crevices & orifices (i.e. ass, pussy)

wife: "Whoa! You're dropping sand all through the house!"
husband, "Yes, I hate when I take the beach home in my swim trunks!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 20, 2011