1) Now that I'm 50, my lap eggs are often under me when I sit -- major ouch!
2)
Lust
Anger
Pride
Envy
Greed
Gluttony
Sloth
2)
Lust
Anger
Pride
Envy
Greed
Gluttony
Sloth
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2016
Jim: Sweet meat straight ahead!
Tim: Kind of small, throw her back
Jim: No way I love me some cuntette now and again -- cleans the palate & wrings me dry
Tim: Kind of small, throw her back
Jim: No way I love me some cuntette now and again -- cleans the palate & wrings me dry
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 22, 2011
childish spelling for the adjectival/adverbial intensive "fucking"
Easy way to identify you're chatting with an illiterate &/or child.
Can also be used as a space filler (instead of "umm..." or "err...")
Easy way to identify you're chatting with an illiterate &/or child.
Can also be used as a space filler (instead of "umm..." or "err...")
(ADJECTIVE)
normal: Debbie is so fuckin' FINE!
ankie: Debbie is so fucken phyne!
(ADVERB)
normal: I was fuckin' late so I took the fucking bus.
ankie: I was fucken late so I took the fucken bus.
(GRATUITOUS INTENSIVE)
normal: I'm not doing well in Math class.
ankie: So, I'm fucken like fucken failing fucken math, you fucken know?
normal: Debbie is so fuckin' FINE!
ankie: Debbie is so fucken phyne!
(ADVERB)
normal: I was fuckin' late so I took the fucking bus.
ankie: I was fucken late so I took the fucken bus.
(GRATUITOUS INTENSIVE)
normal: I'm not doing well in Math class.
ankie: So, I'm fucken like fucken failing fucken math, you fucken know?
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 06, 2008
A better way to ask, "fish or cut bait" or "piss or get off the pot"; in other words, to tell someone to be decisive in making a decision.
Literally it probably refers to a situation where you're competing for a woman with another guy.
In other words: "Are you going to fuck her(ie. win), fight him(ie. TRY to win), or hold a light up for his convenience while he fucks her?(ie. be a total loser)"
Sort of a takeoff on the whole "fight or flee" natural evolutionary response.
Literally it probably refers to a situation where you're competing for a woman with another guy.
In other words: "Are you going to fuck her(ie. win), fight him(ie. TRY to win), or hold a light up for his convenience while he fucks her?(ie. be a total loser)"
Sort of a takeoff on the whole "fight or flee" natural evolutionary response.
John: Yo, Ron, it's your turn to bet!
Ron: I'm thinking
Ray: Enough thinking, already! Look - either fuck, fight, or hold the light!
Ron: I'm thinking
Ray: Enough thinking, already! Look - either fuck, fight, or hold the light!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 28, 2007
1. criticizing my taste(either literally or figuratively(as in def 2)) preferences
2. sloppily perform cunnlingus on me
2. sloppily perform cunnlingus on me
1. Bob: "Eww, that's disgusting, puttingketchup o a hot dog." Dave: Fuck you, Asshole, Do't yiuck my yum
2. Candy: OMG, If you ever date Joey, you gotta let him yuck your yum. I had him yuck my yum for a full hour; I never came so often in my life!
2. Candy: OMG, If you ever date Joey, you gotta let him yuck your yum. I had him yuck my yum for a full hour; I never came so often in my life!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 22, 2021
from Battlestar Galactica -- a daggit was an ugly dog-like critter, so it's used as a generic insult, in place of bitch, especially at school. Extra value, as it rhymes with faggot.
Judy: Oh, Brends, you're such a daggit!
Teacher: What did you call her?
Judy: that cute little alien critter from Galactica cuz Brenda's acting silly!
Teacher: What did you call her?
Judy: that cute little alien critter from Galactica cuz Brenda's acting silly!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 02, 2009
Rick: Don's a cock wrangler!
Mick: Are you sure?
Rick: Yeah, I was trying to piss with a boner this norning, & Don jumped in there to help me aim steady. . .
Mick: I did warn you not to take him as a flatmate.
Rick: You're right; I'm even thinking to make him start sleeping in his own bed
Mick: Are you sure?
Rick: Yeah, I was trying to piss with a boner this norning, & Don jumped in there to help me aim steady. . .
Mick: I did warn you not to take him as a flatmate.
Rick: You're right; I'm even thinking to make him start sleeping in his own bed
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 21, 2017