cyberpope67,BC,Canada's definitions

skull candy

any stylish adornment of one's head (eg headphones, earrings, hairbands, scrunchies, skull spikes, etc.)

skullcandy may be a company that makes outrageously coloured headphones, but who gives them the exclusive right to the term skull candy? I define my beaded headband as skull candy and fuck anyone who says differently!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 13, 2010

The Lincoln

From "Sex Tape"(2014)

When you have sex for three hours straight (as long as the movie "Lincoln")

You remember our wedding night, dear?

Yes, we did the Lincoln 3 or 4 times that night! Ahh, good times. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 3, 2018

spitakke

Very much grade school: completely covering someone's face with spit, usually by two or more guys.
Play on words for bukakke.

Jim, to dripping faced Danny: What happened?
Danny: theree 7th graders did a spitakke on me!
Jim: Damb, son, go the fuck home & wash!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 10, 2009

spitless

euphemism for shitless, so you don't get in 'spit' for swearing.

A: I'm bored spitless
B: Me, too, let's fuck or something!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 22, 2008

Bestie

best friend (usually used by females)
var BESTY

pl BESTIES

Penny gets majorly creeped out by how Amy keeps stalking her & calling her bestie

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 17, 2012

louie

1) American spelling of Louis
2) left (as a direction)

1) hey, Louis, tell me how to get to your house from mine
2) ok, Mario, head straight down Forest, hang a louie on Pine, go 2 blocks, then do a ralph on 3rd. . . 2nd house on your left. bring beers, you cheap cunt!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 9, 2013

kill a fish

to evacuate one's bowels (i.e. to take a shit ) esp. when one expects it will be particularly foul.

Sam: I need to go kill a fish.
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, feed the alligators, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 9, 2008