cyberpope67,BC,Canada's definitions

six

1. military lingo for "behind you" {as if you're standing on the centre of a clock face, looking at the 12.}
2. prison warning of danger(guard) coming {you can say six quietly without moving your lips.}

1. I got your six, man, go ahead, lead the attack.
2. Keep six, mate, I'm gonna work on my tunnel.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 14, 2019

feed the alligators

to evacuate one's bowels (i.e. to take a shit ) esp. when one expects it will be particularly voluminous. (refers to the urban legend of alligators living in city sewers)

Sam: I need to go feed the alligators.
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, kill a fish, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 8, 2008

urethral sheath

aka the penis

He: I have to keep my urethral sheath warm & moist, will you help?
She: sure!
He: *thinks* "Score!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 15, 2016

pastel lesbian

A usually teenaged girl who plays at being a lesbian. Noted for claiming fealty to famous lesbian or feminist personas.

Caroline Konsnstnar is the funniest teen pastel lesbian YouTube vlogger.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 11, 2021

soft five

1. what a man has, when he's both a grower AND a shower (i.e. not YOU, shorty!)
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.

1. That nigga's gotta soft five, no wonder I can't compete!
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 18, 2018

skull candy

any stylish adornment of one's head (eg headphones, earrings, hairbands, scrunchies, skull spikes, etc.)

skullcandy may be a company that makes outrageously coloured headphones, but who gives them the exclusive right to the term skull candy? I define my beaded headband as skull candy and fuck anyone who says differently!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 13, 2010

Bestie

best friend (usually used by females)
var BESTY

pl BESTIES

Penny gets majorly creeped out by how Amy keeps stalking her & calling her bestie

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 17, 2012