cyberpope67,BC,Canada's definitions

FRED

acronym standing for "Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device" (usually any computer or computer part that's pissng you off!)

How was your day at work?
The stupid temporary FRED they stuck me with for my login terminal kept going down all day!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 6, 2010

daggit

from Battlestar Galactica -- a daggit was an ugly dog-like critter, so it's used as a generic insult, in place of bitch, especially at school. Extra value, as it rhymes with faggot.

Judy: Oh, Brends, you're such a daggit!
Teacher: What did you call her?
Judy: that cute little alien critter from Galactica cuz Brenda's acting silly!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 1, 2009

squay

from "squamous" meaning squishy.
a PC substitute for "gay" & "lame" to refer to something useless(mushy like rotted fruit)
squa- in combination (eg. "squahead," one whose brain is like oatmeal porridge

You've obviously got mush for brains; you're so squay, you're a fucking squahead!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 24, 2016

cuntette

diminutive of cunt, refers to a young woman or a very small one

Jim: Sweet meat straight ahead!
Tim: Kind of small, throw her back
Jim: No way I love me some cuntette now and again -- cleans the palate & wrings me dry

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 6, 2011

prejacked

To prematurely ejaculate; when a man ejaculates sooner than he(and/or she) wanted.

Don: I hear you prejacked with Terri last night. Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?

Jon: Hell no! She's the one who suffered. When I cum, it's right on time!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 20, 2016

bunnuvasitch

A spoonerism euophemism for "son of a bitch" used to imply vulgarity, but without breaching censorship rules.
c.f. bullspit

*hits thumb with hammer, when pastor's children are present*
"Oh, BUNNUVASITCH, that HURT!!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 24, 2008

feed the alligators

to evacuate one's bowels (i.e. to take a shit ) esp. when one expects it will be particularly voluminous. (refers to the urban legend of alligators living in city sewers)

Sam: I need to go feed the alligators.
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, kill a fish, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 8, 2008