to evacuate one's bowels (i.e. to take a shit ) esp. when one expects it will be particularly voluminous. (refers to the urban legend of alligators living in city sewers)
Sam: I need to go feed the alligators.
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, kill a fish, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, kill a fish, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 08, 2008
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Get the urethral sheath mug.An semi-artificial insemination practice among some urban groups of lesbians when one of their member wants a baby.
They gather a number of their gay male friends/neighbours who all ejaculate into one cup, so paternity can't be nailed down. (the Lezzies want a baby, not a man!)
After stirring the cup's contents well, they use a turkey baster to suck it up then inject it deep into the mother-wannabe's uterus.
They gather a number of their gay male friends/neighbours who all ejaculate into one cup, so paternity can't be nailed down. (the Lezzies want a baby, not a man!)
After stirring the cup's contents well, they use a turkey baster to suck it up then inject it deep into the mother-wannabe's uterus.
Tom: Well, I'm off to jack off for Lizzie's Baster Party
Rick: is that allowed with you not being gay?
Tom: hey, she doesn't know that, & this is the only way any part of me is ever getting inside her sweet pussy!
Rick: is that allowed with you not being gay?
Tom: hey, she doesn't know that, & this is the only way any part of me is ever getting inside her sweet pussy!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 19, 2010
Get the baster party mug.Ok, Ralph, how do I get your house from mine?
ok, Louie, head left to Pine, do a louie then go half a mile to River Road, hang a ralph, keep heading down River til you get to a white 3-floor house, if there's a fat white woman mowing the lawn whose face makes you wanna ralph, that's mywife & you're here!
hang a louie on Pine, go 2 blocks, then do a ralph on 3rd. . . 2nd house on your left.
ok, Louie, head left to Pine, do a louie then go half a mile to River Road, hang a ralph, keep heading down River til you get to a white 3-floor house, if there's a fat white woman mowing the lawn whose face makes you wanna ralph, that's mywife & you're here!
hang a louie on Pine, go 2 blocks, then do a ralph on 3rd. . . 2nd house on your left.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 09, 2013
Get the ralph mug.superior dismissal of yet-another-minor-celebrity or other name unknown to you.
Can use for both females and males(adds an extra degree of dismissiveness when referring to an obviously male name)
Can use for both females and males(adds an extra degree of dismissiveness when referring to an obviously male name)
Jane: You hear what Joe Biden's been doing as Obama's veep?
John: Joe Biden? Never heard of the bitch!
Jane: ouch!
John: Joe Biden? Never heard of the bitch!
Jane: ouch!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 09, 2010
Get the never heard of the bitch mug.1. towards the south pole
2. as "the south," the lower half of USA
3. the male genitals
4. down/lower, referring to direction on a wall map.
2. as "the south," the lower half of USA
3. the male genitals
4. down/lower, referring to direction on a wall map.
1. Penguins only live naturally in the south
2. The South will rise again, y'all!
3. don't just kiss my stomach, Babe, go south!
4. When a woman turns 50 her tits really start to go south (ie sag)
2. The South will rise again, y'all!
3. don't just kiss my stomach, Babe, go south!
4. When a woman turns 50 her tits really start to go south (ie sag)
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 04, 2012
Get the south mug.Dawn: So how'd your date go ;last night with our town's most eligible bachelor?
Donna: Not well - he looks like a good carch, but he's oo much of a a real LOMBARD for me!
Donna: Not well - he looks like a good carch, but he's oo much of a a real LOMBARD for me!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 05, 2018
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