Boober

When you take a regular taxi & get a free ride by showing your boobs.
A-cup: It cost me a $40 can ride to get here.
B-cup: I paid $25 to Uber
C-Cup: I paid 28 to Lyft.
D-cup: I took Boober! Rode for free!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 05, 2020
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Beanermobile

casual referece to either a Leland Mini or Cooper Mini; the former being the car Mr. Bean(character) drove; the latter beingthe commonly believed model of car he drove.
Nice Beanermobile, dude!

I know -- got it cheap & the mileage is extraordinary!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 15, 2019
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wife vac

I need a new Hoover, my last one just turned into a wife vac yesterday!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 10, 2014
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blow me dry

A usually derogatory invitation/command for the other to suck you off so many times you'll have no cum left.

To emphasise, add "and call me Dusty!"
Brad: Yo, Chad, wanna go bowling tonight?
Chad Yeah, right, blow me dry & call me Dusty!
Brad: Pardon me?
Chad In other words, Fuck you & fuck off!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 01, 2009
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iron maiden

A woman who indulges a kink involving the wearing of metal braces
Ever since being raised in a polio hospital, John has had a lust for iron maidens, girls who dress in only metal polio back & leg braces
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 24, 2010
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Rat

The juvenile definition is simnply of a snitch but a rat is really a traitor. If you're onvolved in crime or a gang & you snitch, you are a rat -- & rats must die!
Me & Jimmy whacked that gas station dude cuz he was slow with the money we wanted, then, when the pigs questioned him, he was a wuss and rolled over on me -- so I got to whack the little rat now!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 08, 2008
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prejacked

To prematurely ejaculate; when a man ejaculates sooner than he(and/or she) wanted.
Don: I hear you prejacked with Terri last night. Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?

Jon: Hell no! She's the one who suffered. When I cum, it's right on time!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 20, 2016
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