148 definition by cyberpope67,BC,Canada

Ever since being raised in a polio hospital, John has had a lust for iron maidens, girls who dress in only metal polio back & leg braces

Rick, that deadhead(3) in the mailroom is a deadhead(1)

John had a deadhead(4) trip after dropping off a load of lumber -- while deadheading(4) back he saw a major deadhead(2) in the river stuck in a boat's props, so he phoned the coast guard!

Guy strips; girl takes one look and says, "I'm outta here, I didn't eat a roofy just to get it on with some chilly willy!

Ok, Ralph, how do I get your house from mine?
ok, Louie, head left to Pine, do a louie then go half a mile to River Road, hang a ralph, keep heading down River til you get to a white 3-floor house, if there's a fat white woman mowing the lawn whose face makes you wanna ralph, that's mywife & you're here!

hang a louie on Pine, go 2 blocks, then do a ralph on 3rd. . . 2nd house on your left.

skullcandy may be a company that makes outrageously coloured headphones, but who gives them the exclusive right to the term skull candy? I define my beaded headband as skull candy and fuck anyone who says differently!

A: Wanna go out for a walk?
B: No way, man, it's brass monkeys out there!

john: None of the fancy shit, bitch just give me a nice around the world!