cyberpope67,BC,Canada's definitions

north

1. towards the north pole
2. as "The North" the upper half(or so) of USA
3. up or higher, referring to the direction on a wall map.

1. Let's go north & see the polar bears
2. The North is only good for one thing: damnyankees
3. a brand new Mercedes 450SL will cost you somewhere north of $80,000CAD

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 4, 2012

Wessonality

Aptness towards participation in a Wesson oil party.

I'm having a Wesson oil party this weekend; who do you know with wessonality?
We called them Crisco Parties when I was young; I'll bring my mom, she's totally got wessonality!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 18, 2018

oysters

gobs of phlegm coughed up from the lungs, as from pneumonia

Q: What's the grossest thing about having a lung transplant?
A: The first few oysters you cough up aren't yours.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 24, 2017

hang pink

When a woman pees without sitting down on the seat.

In a mall bathroom:
Sophie: eww, this seat looks germy
Lauren: Just hover & hang pink

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 11, 2015

prejacked

To prematurely ejaculate; when a man ejaculates sooner than he(and/or she) wanted.

Don: I hear you prejacked with Terri last night. Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?

Jon: Hell no! She's the one who suffered. When I cum, it's right on time!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 20, 2016

bunnuvasitch

A spoonerism euophemism for "son of a bitch" used to imply vulgarity, but without breaching censorship rules.
c.f. bullspit

*hits thumb with hammer, when pastor's children are present*
"Oh, BUNNUVASITCH, that HURT!!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 24, 2008

daggit

from Battlestar Galactica -- a daggit was an ugly dog-like critter, so it's used as a generic insult, in place of bitch, especially at school. Extra value, as it rhymes with faggot.

Judy: Oh, Brends, you're such a daggit!
Teacher: What did you call her?
Judy: that cute little alien critter from Galactica cuz Brenda's acting silly!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 1, 2009