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jewelry

expensive adornments of precious metals &/or gems, and:

police slang for handcuffs
Cop, to cop buddy: I got a date tonight with a hot civilian chick who loves the uniform
Buddy: You're bringing your jewelry, right?
Cop: you know it, this bracelets never fail to impress! Then they love it when I smacl their ass with y leather belt!
Buddy Lucky asshole, I'm stucking working overtime tonight. . . Have fun.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 29, 2016
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typo

1. Short for typographical error (mistake when typing, not indicative of not knowing how to spell)
2. used as an excuse when can't spell
3. synonym for fuck you, to those who point out any slips you've made, even if non typing related
1. Teacher: "Your paper shows THERI as an answer when it should be THEIR"
You: Sorry, typo
2. Teacher: "Your paper shows THEIR as an answer when it should be THEY'RE"
You: Sorry, typo
3. Teacher: "You put LONDON as an answer, when it's actually PARIS"
You: Typo!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 15, 2010
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brass verdict

police slang for street justice in the form of a guilty person getting shot. (refers to the brass casings)
Did you hear? Benny managed to get a good lawyer and walked on all charges; & you just KNOW he was the one who stabbed the guy, even though the jury gave him a not guilty verdict!

Yeah, but then the guy's family shot him in the head the day after he was let out of jail -- that was the REAL verdict, man, a brass verdict!

Fuck him, piece of shit, anyway!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 13, 2010
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enamorata

The miscellaneous items you leave behind at a lover's home to give you an excuse to call them again.
John: What's with this box of crap? Jewellery, panties, purses, keys?
Bill: I collect one night stand enamorata but never return their callbacks! I give it as gifts to those I do want to see twice!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 8, 2014
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eufinasia

Like euthanasia, but when the goal is for financial("fin") reasons more than for the easing of death.
I assumed the aim of the pro-euthanasia crowd was the easing of death, but then I realized, it's hospital administrators & other healthcare administrators ultimately in favour of anything that empties a bed quicker, to get a new patient in, so not euthanasia so much as euFINasia!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 21, 2017
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social orgasm

1. the euphoric feeling you get from finally being included in social situations
2. as opposed to a solitary one, sexual climax with another person or people
1. I've been so isolated for the past yewar that I actually had a social orgasm at the surprise birthday party my coworkers planned for me.
2. Even hermits need social orgasms occasionally, to stay sane & well lubricated.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 8, 2019
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baking up

To start the day by smoking a joint
aka wake and bake
The best part of waking up is baking up!
Wake and bake, man! That's my entire philosophy!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 25, 2009
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