cyberpope67,BC,Canada's definitions

prefuctual agreement

An agreement people sign prior to hjaving sex, like a prenuptial agreement it outlines agreements, rights, & responsibilities, especially among those into BDSM

Some important things to include in a prefuctual agreement:
Agreement to have sex
Safe Words
Responsibility of the person who calls it off to provide a couple week's notice including a loaner(friend, sibling, professional)

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 2, 2017

CTC

Noun or infinitive verb: Clear The Capacitors

To specifically power down the computer for 10-15 minutes to flush everything out of memory and to get a fresh, faster, start.

Especially relevant for those who generally leave their computers on 24/7.

1) "Computer's acting up. Time for a CTC. "

2) "I'll get that report emailed to you in fifteen. First I need to CTC. "

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 8, 2017

flopple

like topple, but not as rigid.

A building can topple over. I'm so tired, I'm just going to flopple into that bed there.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 24, 2018

squay

from "squamous" meaning squishy.
a PC substitute for "gay" & "lame" to refer to something useless(mushy like rotted fruit)
squa- in combination (eg. "squahead," one whose brain is like oatmeal porridge

You've obviously got mush for brains; you're so squay, you're a fucking squahead!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 24, 2016

oyster surprise

when you suddenly get a wad of thick phlegm, as when coughing, snogging, or eating pussy"

How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 10, 2016

French novelist

polite way of saying "ball sack"; the French novelist is Honoré de Balzac

Always wear an athletic cup, so nobody accidentally kicks you in the French novelist.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 19, 2016

RAF

rancid as fuck -- used in reference to a stinky bathroom or gym bag

Don't go in there, it's RAF
Puta gas mask on before getting my gym socks out, they're R.A.F.!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 5, 2018