Definitions by cyberpope67,BC,Canada
debutongue
1. first time performance of cunnilingus
2. first time using tongue action during fellatio
3. first time using tongue when kissing
etym: debut+tongue cf debutant
2. first time using tongue action during fellatio
3. first time using tongue when kissing
etym: debut+tongue cf debutant
So, Joe, I hear you had 3 sisters last night?
Yeah, & everyone involved debutongue!
1. I was the first one ever munched Debbie
2. Carmen was so hot & wild she started tonguing my cock like it was the worlds last ice cream cone!
3. & their baby sister, just 18, responded well to her first french kiss!
All in all, a helluva bargain for just 1 bottle of lemon gin; I highly recommend this ttrio for YOUR post-bar mitzvah party, too!
Yeah, & everyone involved debutongue!
1. I was the first one ever munched Debbie
2. Carmen was so hot & wild she started tonguing my cock like it was the worlds last ice cream cone!
3. & their baby sister, just 18, responded well to her first french kiss!
All in all, a helluva bargain for just 1 bottle of lemon gin; I highly recommend this ttrio for YOUR post-bar mitzvah party, too!
debutongue by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 20, 2010
diaper naked
That curious phenomenon where a baby in only a diaper looks somehow even more naked than being fully bare
diaper naked by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 17, 2010
never heard of the bitch
superior dismissal of yet-another-minor-celebrity or other name unknown to you.
Can use for both females and males(adds an extra degree of dismissiveness when referring to an obviously male name)
Can use for both females and males(adds an extra degree of dismissiveness when referring to an obviously male name)
Jane: You hear what Joe Biden's been doing as Obama's veep?
John: Joe Biden? Never heard of the bitch!
Jane: ouch!
John: Joe Biden? Never heard of the bitch!
Jane: ouch!
never heard of the bitch by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 9, 2010
baster party
An semi-artificial insemination practice among some urban groups of lesbians when one of their member wants a baby.
They gather a number of their gay male friends/neighbours who all ejaculate into one cup, so paternity can't be nailed down. (the Lezzies want a baby, not a man!)
After stirring the cup's contents well, they use a turkey baster to suck it up then inject it deep into the mother-wannabe's uterus.
They gather a number of their gay male friends/neighbours who all ejaculate into one cup, so paternity can't be nailed down. (the Lezzies want a baby, not a man!)
After stirring the cup's contents well, they use a turkey baster to suck it up then inject it deep into the mother-wannabe's uterus.
Tom: Well, I'm off to jack off for Lizzie's Baster Party
Rick: is that allowed with you not being gay?
Tom: hey, she doesn't know that, & this is the only way any part of me is ever getting inside her sweet pussy!
Rick: is that allowed with you not being gay?
Tom: hey, she doesn't know that, & this is the only way any part of me is ever getting inside her sweet pussy!
baster party by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 19, 2010
pissed mist
My wife was PMSing when I told her I wanted a threesome with her & her sister for my birthday.
I felt a terrible chill go up my spine as the room filled with pissed mist.
I felt a terrible chill go up my spine as the room filled with pissed mist.
pissed mist by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 9, 2010
FRED
acronym standing for "Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device" (usually any computer or computer part that's pissng you off!)
How was your day at work?
The stupid temporary FRED they stuck me with for my login terminal kept going down all day!
The stupid temporary FRED they stuck me with for my login terminal kept going down all day!
FRED by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 6, 2010
fuck a duck
1. fuck a duck! No papers!
2. (tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat)
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Stick your finger in a yak
Support your local zoo!
2. (tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat)
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Stick your finger in a yak
Support your local zoo!
fuck a duck by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 30, 2009