eat it

1. to die
2. command from your girlfriend to perform cunnilingus on her
3. fail
4. fuck off
5. Weird Al Yankovich parody of Jackson's "Beat It"
1. Bungee jumpers have a 50% higher chance of eating it than the rest of us
2. Don't just stare at it -- EAT IT, BITCH!
3. Oh, man, Tony Hawks did a triple flip & landed on his face -- he totally ate it!
4. John: Don't be so mouthy all the time
Don: Eat it, bitch!
5. How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 12, 2009
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Wessonality

Aptness towards participation in a Wesson oil party.
I'm having a Wesson oil party this weekend; who do you know with wessonality?
We called them Crisco Parties when I was young; I'll bring my mom, she's totally got wessonality!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 18, 2018
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kill a fish

to evacuate one's bowels (i.e. to take a shit ) esp. when one expects it will be particularly foul.
Sam: I need to go kill a fish.
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, feed the alligators, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 12, 2008
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niggerwear

clothing worn by African-Americans, also known as "urban" fashion. . .
FUBU is the most well-known brand of niggerwear
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scentiment

After detailing the lawyer's car, I dropped a fart bomb in his car. I gave him his keys back.

He said, "the car looks good now."

I said, "My scentiment, exactly."
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 29, 2015
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fucken

childish spelling for the adjectival/adverbial intensive "fucking"

Easy way to identify you're chatting with an illiterate &/or child.

Can also be used as a space filler (instead of "umm..." or "err...")
(ADJECTIVE)
normal: Debbie is so fuckin' FINE!
ankie: Debbie is so fucken phyne!

(ADVERB)
normal: I was fuckin' late so I took the fucking bus.
ankie: I was fucken late so I took the fucken bus.

(GRATUITOUS INTENSIVE)
normal: I'm not doing well in Math class.
ankie: So, I'm fucken like fucken failing fucken math, you fucken know?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 06, 2008
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ikr

self-identification as a retard; so you quickly & easily know who your retarded friends are.
Break it down:
I know. -- declaration that you KNOW
right? -- questioning the above, in other words, you DON'T know!
Jim: People who say I know, right? Or text IKR? are fucking retards!
Tim: IKR?
Jim: (deletes Tim)
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 08, 2012
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