cyberpope67,BC,Canada's definitions

baster party

An semi-artificial insemination practice among some urban groups of lesbians when one of their member wants a baby.

They gather a number of their gay male friends/neighbours who all ejaculate into one cup, so paternity can't be nailed down. (the Lezzies want a baby, not a man!)

After stirring the cup's contents well, they use a turkey baster to suck it up then inject it deep into the mother-wannabe's uterus.

Tom: Well, I'm off to jack off for Lizzie's Baster Party
Rick: is that allowed with you not being gay?
Tom: hey, she doesn't know that, & this is the only way any part of me is ever getting inside her sweet pussy!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 19, 2010

prejacked

To prematurely ejaculate; when a man ejaculates sooner than he(and/or she) wanted.

Don: I hear you prejacked with Terri last night. Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?

Jon: Hell no! She's the one who suffered. When I cum, it's right on time!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 20, 2016

bunnuvasitch

A spoonerism euophemism for "son of a bitch" used to imply vulgarity, but without breaching censorship rules.
c.f. bullspit

*hits thumb with hammer, when pastor's children are present*
"Oh, BUNNUVASITCH, that HURT!!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 24, 2008

hang pink

When a woman pees without sitting down on the seat.

In a mall bathroom:
Sophie: eww, this seat looks germy
Lauren: Just hover & hang pink

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 11, 2015

six

1. military lingo for "behind you" {as if you're standing on the centre of a clock face, looking at the 12.}
2. prison warning of danger(guard) coming {you can say six quietly without moving your lips.}

1. I got your six, man, go ahead, lead the attack.
2. Keep six, mate, I'm gonna work on my tunnel.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 14, 2019

urethral sheath

aka the penis

He: I have to keep my urethral sheath warm & moist, will you help?
She: sure!
He: *thinks* "Score!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 15, 2016

feed the alligators

to evacuate one's bowels (i.e. to take a shit ) esp. when one expects it will be particularly voluminous. (refers to the urban legend of alligators living in city sewers)

Sam: I need to go feed the alligators.
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, kill a fish, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 8, 2008