cyberpope67,BC,Canada's definitions

six

1. military lingo for "behind you" {as if you're standing on the centre of a clock face, looking at the 12.}
2. prison warning of danger(guard) coming {you can say six quietly without moving your lips.}

1. I got your six, man, go ahead, lead the attack.
2. Keep six, mate, I'm gonna work on my tunnel.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 14, 2019

hang pink

When a woman pees without sitting down on the seat.

In a mall bathroom:
Sophie: eww, this seat looks germy
Lauren: Just hover & hang pink

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 11, 2015

prejacked

To prematurely ejaculate; when a man ejaculates sooner than he(and/or she) wanted.

Don: I hear you prejacked with Terri last night. Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?

Jon: Hell no! She's the one who suffered. When I cum, it's right on time!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 20, 2016

LOMBARD

Stands for Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead -- a rich guy who acts like a jerk.

Dawn: So how'd your date go ;last night with our town's most eligible bachelor?
Donna: Not well - he looks like a good carch, but he's oo much of a a real LOMBARD for me!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 5, 2018

Trumpadour

pun on Pompadour -- the hairstyle Donald J. Trump uses, an upsweept non-part style that he should've left back in the'50s.

Wow, I have a bad haircut, bed head, & hat head all at once.

Yeah, bruh, you're totally rocking that Trumpadour style!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 17, 2016

fossil water

jocular way of referring to crude oil

Jon: What's with all those big towers in the field there?
Don: They're drilling for fossil water
Jon: WTF is that?
Don: 100,000,000 years ago there was a swamp here where lots of plants & dinos died -- now there's only fossil water!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 14, 2010

deuce

1. in playing cards, a two (eg "deuce of spades")
2. shit (ie #2)
3. a 2-year prison sentence

So I got sentencd to a deuce(3), was dropping a deuce(2), and I was using the time wisely in remarking the deuces(1) in my poker deck

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 8, 2009