156 definitions by cyberpope67,BC,Canada

dag

a generic term of contempt usually for a female. (if used on a male confers an even greater degree of contempt)

Abbreviation of daggit (a dog-like pet from Battlestar Galactica TV series in the 1980's)

Mostly used as one would use "dog", in referring to an ugly, scraggy bitch.

Debbie? I wouldn't fuck that dag with Tony's dick!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 9, 2007

fuck a duck

1. expression used in place of "oh shit!"
2. a fun ditty

1. fuck a duck! No papers!
2. (tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat)
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Stick your finger in a yak
Support your local zoo!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 30, 2009

deadpannery

the quality of being able to deliver humour in a deadpan(expressionless) manner for effect.

Jimmy Carr & Stephen Wright are both experts at deadpannery.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 13, 2021

rectal gates

a usually intangible thing to keep assholes away from you. . .

Often just a cold attitude by someone who has already had more than their fair share of assholes

John: What's up with Deb? She was so blunt to me yesterday when I saw her at the mall.
Deb's Brother: It's not personal, bro, she's just got her rectal gates up. . . you know she's just getting over a bad breakup
John: Yeah, I guess she's feeling extra touchy these days, eh?
Brother: I'll let her know you're cool so hopefully next time she'll relax with you

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 6, 2010

bulkify

to add weight or mass to

1. I need to bulkify my bean-pole body if i want to play grade 12 sports in September.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 29, 2015

cozy dozy

That sweet time when you're semiconscious, half asleep, but only partially awake. Semi lucidly dreaming, maybe; the time you never want to end

I had such a beautiful cozy dozy this morning, I nearly didn't get up, but then the kids stated hollering & fighting, & the moment was lost.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 12, 2018

border nigger

Mexican, usually illegal, usually in a border state -- very disparaging term

"We got way too many border niggers, & the regular niggers, too, in this state -- ime tostart shooting the fuckers!" said Adolph Jones

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 10, 2018