cyberpope67,BC,Canada's definitions

baking up

To start the day by smoking a joint
aka wake and bake

The best part of waking up is baking up!
Wake and bake, man! That's my entire philosophy!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 25, 2009

social orgasm

1. the euphoric feeling you get from finally being included in social situations
2. as opposed to a solitary one, sexual climax with another person or people

1. I've been so isolated for the past yewar that I actually had a social orgasm at the surprise birthday party my coworkers planned for me.
2. Even hermits need social orgasms occasionally, to stay sane & well lubricated.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 8, 2019

fag repellant

Leaving a deadly stinky shit in a bathroom that blowjob seeking gays hang out in. Leave one so rotten nobody can be in there longer than they can hold their breath.

What took you so long in the can?

Dropped a deuce - twas some primo fag repellant!

Cool! Let's count green-faced cottagers; first to ten gets a blowjob!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 22, 2013

spitless

euphemism for shitless, so you don't get in 'spit' for swearing.

A: I'm bored spitless
B: Me, too, let's fuck or something!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 22, 2008

pissed mist

The imaginary aura/fog that fills the room when your wife is pissed(angry) at you

My wife was PMSing when I told her I wanted a threesome with her & her sister for my birthday.

I felt a terrible chill go up my spine as the room filled with pissed mist.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 9, 2010

enamorata

The miscellaneous items you leave behind at a lover's home to give you an excuse to call them again.

John: What's with this box of crap? Jewellery, panties, purses, keys?
Bill: I collect one night stand enamorata but never return their callbacks! I give it as gifts to those I do want to see twice!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 8, 2014

eufinasia

Like euthanasia, but when the goal is for financial("fin") reasons more than for the easing of death.

I assumed the aim of the pro-euthanasia crowd was the easing of death, but then I realized, it's hospital administrators & other healthcare administrators ultimately in favour of anything that empties a bed quicker, to get a new patient in, so not euthanasia so much as euFINasia!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 21, 2017