cyberpope67,BC,Canada's definitions

ikr

self-identification as a retard; so you quickly & easily know who your retarded friends are.
Break it down:
I know. -- declaration that you KNOW
right? -- questioning the above, in other words, you DON'T know!

Jim: People who say I know, right? Or text IKR? are fucking retards!
Tim: IKR?
Jim: (deletes Tim)

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 16, 2012

cheeses price

euphemism for using "Jesus Christ!" as a profanity.

Cheeses price! Tell your fucking dog to stop trying to fuck me when I'm fucking you, or we're through!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 16, 2012

chilly willy

slang for small cock
Based on how cold shrinks the penis

Guy strips; girl takes one look and says, "I'm outta here, I didn't eat a roofy just to get it on with some chilly willy!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 19, 2009

border nigger

Mexican, usually illegal, usually in a border state -- very disparaging term

"We got way too many border niggers, & the regular niggers, too, in this state -- ime tostart shooting the fuckers!" said Adolph Jones

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 4, 2018

magnet

Attractive from the rear, repulsive from the front. (another term for a "butterface")

MMMmmmm, that is one mighty fine looking ass!
But, ewww. . . that flat chest & bulldog face means she's a magnet!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 10, 2014

baster party

An semi-artificial insemination practice among some urban groups of lesbians when one of their member wants a baby.

They gather a number of their gay male friends/neighbours who all ejaculate into one cup, so paternity can't be nailed down. (the Lezzies want a baby, not a man!)

After stirring the cup's contents well, they use a turkey baster to suck it up then inject it deep into the mother-wannabe's uterus.

Tom: Well, I'm off to jack off for Lizzie's Baster Party
Rick: is that allowed with you not being gay?
Tom: hey, she doesn't know that, & this is the only way any part of me is ever getting inside her sweet pussy!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 19, 2010

cuntette

diminutive of cunt, refers to a young woman or a very small one

Jim: Sweet meat straight ahead!
Tim: Kind of small, throw her back
Jim: No way I love me some cuntette now and again -- cleans the palate & wrings me dry

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 6, 2011