LOMBARD

Stands for Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead -- a rich guy who acts like a jerk.

Dawn: So how'd your date go ;last night with our town's most eligible bachelor?
Donna: Not well - he looks like a good carch, but he's oo much of a a real LOMBARD for me!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 06, 2018

baking up

To start the day by smoking a joint
aka wake and bake

The best part of waking up is baking up!
Wake and bake, man! That's my entire philosophy!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 26, 2009

vagina repellent

See truck nuts and skinny jeans
Or any other gross display that men think shows masculinity but really just ensures the gays know where they are.

"Duuuude, did you come out & I missed it?"

What the fuck you mean, man?
"You've got double vagina repellent going on -- you've got truck nuts on your Ford & you're wearing the gayest pair of skinny jeans I've ever seen.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 16, 2023

dug

plural dugs; animal nipple, but also used as a contemptuous term for human female breast (especially sloppy+saggy ones)

My wife used to have gorgeous tits; now, at 50, they're best classified as dugs. Don't get me wrong, I fuck & suck 'em anyway! (no, not in that order!)

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 01, 2018

rover

old term for a mobile phone

I'm in my car, on the rover, lemme call you back when I get home to the landline.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 09, 2017

fag

1) Originally referred only to a homosexual male; now it is a generic term of contempt, roughly equivalent to, "I'm a better man than you are and, on a side note, you look somewhat effeminate!"
2) Also a general term of endearment between bros

Interchangeable with faggot

1) (impatiently in a crowd) "Get out of my way, fag!"
2) (as friend shows up at bar for brewskis: "Yo, fag! Over here!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 29, 2010

oral diarrhea

gross way of referring to vomit.
Not to beconfused with verbal diarrrhea, which is overtalking

Dawn: Now this a party, amiright?
Don: Yeah, once I finish offloading this oral diarrhea, I'll be good for another round of gas station sushi, washed down with homemade beer!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 26, 2019