horizontal dictionary

whe you learn something from your lover (your horizontal dictionary )
I know 3 languages; My paents spoke English & French in the home, & I picked up Spanisah from t he Los Angeles horizontal dictionary
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 25, 2020
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impluvious

Unaware that it's raining
"Look at Joe, coming to work without an umbrella!"

"Yeah! What is he, impluvious?"
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 24, 2007
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iTards

1. Yuppie losers who buy & use all the latest Apple crap, like iPhone, iPod, iPad, ad infinitum ad nauseum.

2. The Apple 'experts' working in the Apple Stores
1. Proof of the Dumbing Down of America: all the iTards wandering through life plugged into the latest crap made by Apple

2. When I'm bored I like to go into the iStore and ask the iTards impossible questions like, "How long before this iPhone IV is obsolete?"
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 14, 2011
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deadhead

1. a fan of Jerry Garcia, The Grateful Dead
2. a river snag of tree &/or log &/or large flotsam
3. a useless person on staff
4. verb & noun) a toll vehicle(taxi, bus, train, truck(lorry/semi) travelling empty (noun: such trip)
Rick, that deadhead(3) in the mailroom is a deadhead(1)

John had a deadhead(4) trip after dropping off a load of lumber -- while deadheading(4) back he saw a major deadhead(2) in the river stuck in a boat's props, so he phoned the coast guard!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 06, 2009
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rectal gates

a usually intangible thing to keep assholes away from you. . .

Often just a cold attitude by someone who has already had more than their fair share of assholes
John: What's up with Deb? She was so blunt to me yesterday when I saw her at the mall.
Deb's Brother: It's not personal, bro, she's just got her rectal gates up. . . you know she's just getting over a bad breakup
John: Yeah, I guess she's feeling extra touchy these days, eh?
Brother: I'll let her know you're cool so hopefully next time she'll relax with you
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 06, 2010
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walkin farts

little popping farts while a person is walking, very common in old deaf people
aka popcorn farts
(pop,pop,pop)
Grandpa: GET DOWN! THE KRAUTS ARE SHOOTING!
Grandson: Nah, it's just Grandma & her walkin farts
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 21, 2010
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vagina repellent

See truck nuts and skinny jeans
Or any other gross display that men think shows masculinity but really just ensures the gays know where they are.
"Duuuude, did you come out & I missed it?"

What the fuck you mean, man?
"You've got double vagina repellent going on -- you've got truck nuts on your Ford & you're wearing the gayest pair of skinny jeans I've ever seen.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 16, 2023
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