cyberpope67,BC,Canada's definitions

fuck a duck

1. expression used in place of "oh shit!"
2. a fun ditty

1. fuck a duck! No papers!
2. (tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat)
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Stick your finger in a yak
Support your local zoo!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 30, 2009

deuce

1. in playing cards, a two (eg "deuce of spades")
2. shit (ie #2)
3. a 2-year prison sentence

So I got sentencd to a deuce(3), was dropping a deuce(2), and I was using the time wisely in remarking the deuces(1) in my poker deck

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 8, 2009

mission

Referencing any of various Indian reservations that were set up by Roman Catholic(Jesuit, etc.) missionaries.

Rick: Where you been?
Slick: Over at the Mission
Rick: What's over there?
Rick: burnt meat

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 24, 2011

never heard of the bitch

superior dismissal of yet-another-minor-celebrity or other name unknown to you.

Can use for both females and males(adds an extra degree of dismissiveness when referring to an obviously male name)

Jane: You hear what Joe Biden's been doing as Obama's veep?

John: Joe Biden? Never heard of the bitch!

Jane: ouch!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 9, 2010

ralph

1) a male name
2) vomit
3) right (in directions)

Ok, Ralph, how do I get your house from mine?
ok, Louie, head left to Pine, do a louie then go half a mile to River Road, hang a ralph, keep heading down River til you get to a white 3-floor house, if there's a fat white woman mowing the lawn whose face makes you wanna ralph, that's mywife & you're here!

hang a louie on Pine, go 2 blocks, then do a ralph on 3rd. . . 2nd house on your left.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 9, 2013

fossil water

jocular way of referring to crude oil

Jon: What's with all those big towers in the field there?
Don: They're drilling for fossil water
Jon: WTF is that?
Don: 100,000,000 years ago there was a swamp here where lots of plants & dinos died -- now there's only fossil water!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 14, 2010

RAF

rancid as fuck -- used in reference to a stinky bathroom or gym bag

Don't go in there, it's RAF
Puta gas mask on before getting my gym socks out, they're R.A.F.!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 5, 2018