Definitions by cyberpope67,BC,Canada

toss your salad 

originally in prison, to have someone eat your ass out, with or without jelly or salad dressing.

Forcing your new bunkmate to toss your salad is a good way to set the tone of respect that keeps him well-behaved.

If he's respectful enough, you might let him use some jelly or salad dressing on it. . .

toss your salad by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 26, 2009

deuce 

1. in playing cards, a two (eg "deuce of spades")
2. shit (ie #2)
3. a 2-year prison sentence

So I got sentencd to a deuce(3), was dropping a deuce(2), and I was using the time wisely in remarking the deuces(1) in my poker deck

deuce by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 8, 2009

deadhead 

1. a fan of Jerry Garcia, The Grateful Dead
2. a river snag of tree &/or log &/or large flotsam
3. a useless person on staff
4. verb & noun) a toll vehicle(taxi, bus, train, truck(lorry/semi) travelling empty (noun: such trip)

Rick, that deadhead(3) in the mailroom is a deadhead(1)

John had a deadhead(4) trip after dropping off a load of lumber -- while deadheading(4) back he saw a major deadhead(2) in the river stuck in a boat's props, so he phoned the coast guard!

deadhead by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 6, 2009

chilly willy 

slang for small cock
Based on how cold shrinks the penis

Guy strips; girl takes one look and says, "I'm outta here, I didn't eat a roofy just to get it on with some chilly willy!

chilly willy by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 19, 2009

white shower 

like a golden shower but having a bunch of guys cum all over you instead of pissing

Debbie: Ever since I switched from golden showers to white showers, my skin has started to GLOW!
50 guys: unnggghhhh squirt-squirt-squirt

white shower by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 19, 2009

baking up

To start the day by smoking a joint
aka wake and bake

The best part of waking up is baking up!
Wake and bake, man! That's my entire philosophy!

baking up by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 25, 2009

willnot

little bits of shit stuck to your ass hairs that will NOT wipe off. aka dingleberries aka clingons around Uranus (or Klingons around your anus

Emma finally agrees to give Rick a rimjob and exclaims, "WTF?? What's chewy?"

Rick grins evilly & says, "Sorry, forgot to scrape off the willnots!"

willnot by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 7, 2009