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Definitions by cyberpope67,BC,Canada

bicycle bitch 

A woman who seems to have two periods/PMS in a month (perhaps due to a 21-day "cycle"?)

She's a bitch twice(bi) in one cycle
Fred: You look tired.
Ed: You have no idea! Remember around the 3rd when I said Mabel was PMSing all over my ass? Well, she's at it again!
Fred: It's still May, wehat is it, the 25th today?
Ed: Yea, lucky me, married a bicycle bitch!
Fred: Harsh, let's go drinking

take the beach home 

referring to sand stuck in your crevices & orifices (i.e. ass, pussy)
wife: "Whoa! You're dropping sand all through the house!"
husband, "Yes, I hate when I take the beach home in my swim trunks!"

skull candy 

any stylish adornment of one's head (eg headphones, earrings, hairbands, scrunchies, skull spikes, etc.)
skullcandy may be a company that makes outrageously coloured headphones, but who gives them the exclusive right to the term skull candy? I define my beaded headband as skull candy and fuck anyone who says differently!
skull candy by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 13, 2010

brass verdict 

police slang for street justice in the form of a guilty person getting shot. (refers to the brass casings)
Did you hear? Benny managed to get a good lawyer and walked on all charges; & you just KNOW he was the one who stabbed the guy, even though the jury gave him a not guilty verdict!

Yeah, but then the guy's family shot him in the head the day after he was let out of jail -- that was the REAL verdict, man, a brass verdict!

Fuck him, piece of shit, anyway!
1. in 1977, "carbon copy", for the pre-photocopier way of manually making copies of a letter
2. now, "courtesy copy"; either a 2nd copy of a letter or of an email sent to another recipient

Related to BCC Blind carbon/courtesy copy -- referring to extra copoes secretly sent to others.
1. Remember those old triplicate forms when you made 2 carbon copies at the same time as an original?
2. When sending mass forwards of a funny joke or email, don't put everyone in the CC field, as that's risky for spam & viruses; use the BCC field for their emails & put your own in the TO:
CC by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 3, 2010

slow news day 

semi-sarcastic way to say nothing much is going on.
Boss: How come you only made 5 sales all day?
You: It was a slow news day, I guess

Jim: Yo, Sup?
Tim: fuck all
Jim: slow news day, I take it?
Tim: Fuck, yeah!

walkin farts 

little popping farts while a person is walking, very common in old deaf people
aka popcorn farts
(pop,pop,pop)
Grandpa: GET DOWN! THE KRAUTS ARE SHOOTING!
Grandson: Nah, it's just Grandma & her walkin farts