Definitions by cyberpope67,BC,Canada
bicycle bitch
A woman who seems to have two periods/PMS in a month (perhaps due to a 21-day "cycle"?)
She's a bitch twice(bi) in one cycle
She's a bitch twice(bi) in one cycle
Fred: You look tired.
Ed: You have no idea! Remember around the 3rd when I said Mabel was PMSing all over my ass? Well, she's at it again!
Fred: It's still May, wehat is it, the 25th today?
Ed: Yea, lucky me, married a bicycle bitch!
Fred: Harsh, let's go drinking
Ed: You have no idea! Remember around the 3rd when I said Mabel was PMSing all over my ass? Well, she's at it again!
Fred: It's still May, wehat is it, the 25th today?
Ed: Yea, lucky me, married a bicycle bitch!
Fred: Harsh, let's go drinking
bicycle bitch by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 11, 2011
take the beach home
wife: "Whoa! You're dropping sand all through the house!"
husband, "Yes, I hate when I take the beach home in my swim trunks!"
husband, "Yes, I hate when I take the beach home in my swim trunks!"
take the beach home by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 20, 2011
skull candy
any stylish adornment of one's head (eg headphones, earrings, hairbands, scrunchies, skull spikes, etc.)
skullcandy may be a company that makes outrageously coloured headphones, but who gives them the exclusive right to the term skull candy? I define my beaded headband as skull candy and fuck anyone who says differently!
skull candy by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 13, 2010
brass verdict
police slang for street justice in the form of a guilty person getting shot. (refers to the brass casings)
Did you hear? Benny managed to get a good lawyer and walked on all charges; & you just KNOW he was the one who stabbed the guy, even though the jury gave him a not guilty verdict!
Yeah, but then the guy's family shot him in the head the day after he was let out of jail -- that was the REAL verdict, man, a brass verdict!
Fuck him, piece of shit, anyway!
Yeah, but then the guy's family shot him in the head the day after he was let out of jail -- that was the REAL verdict, man, a brass verdict!
Fuck him, piece of shit, anyway!
brass verdict by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 13, 2010
1. in 1977, "carbon copy", for the pre-photocopier way of manually making copies of a letter
2. now, "courtesy copy"; either a 2nd copy of a letter or of an email sent to another recipient
Related to BCC Blind carbon/courtesy copy -- referring to extra copoes secretly sent to others.
2. now, "courtesy copy"; either a 2nd copy of a letter or of an email sent to another recipient
Related to BCC Blind carbon/courtesy copy -- referring to extra copoes secretly sent to others.
1. Remember those old triplicate forms when you made 2 carbon copies at the same time as an original?
2. When sending mass forwards of a funny joke or email, don't put everyone in the CC field, as that's risky for spam & viruses; use the BCC field for their emails & put your own in the TO:
2. When sending mass forwards of a funny joke or email, don't put everyone in the CC field, as that's risky for spam & viruses; use the BCC field for their emails & put your own in the TO:
CC by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 3, 2010
slow news day
Boss: How come you only made 5 sales all day?
You: It was a slow news day, I guess
Jim: Yo, Sup?
Tim: fuck all
Jim: slow news day, I take it?
Tim: Fuck, yeah!
You: It was a slow news day, I guess
Jim: Yo, Sup?
Tim: fuck all
Jim: slow news day, I take it?
Tim: Fuck, yeah!
slow news day by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 22, 2010
walkin farts
(pop,pop,pop)
Grandpa: GET DOWN! THE KRAUTS ARE SHOOTING!
Grandson: Nah, it's just Grandma & her walkin farts
Grandpa: GET DOWN! THE KRAUTS ARE SHOOTING!
Grandson: Nah, it's just Grandma & her walkin farts
walkin farts by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 21, 2010