cyberpope67,BC,Canada's definitions

nooming

Also: nrooming
nose grooming - the act of picking your nose to get it nice & clean

Aday after a bad cold, I need to spend an hour nooming, to get all the hard its of snot stuck to the hairs. Always in private & I always was my hands after.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 8, 2019

Wofjep

The one hour block of (W)heel (O)f (F)ortune and (Je)o(p)ardy

Hey, Babe? Set the DVR to record wofjep tonight. I got a meeting from 7-8.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 22, 2019

manny

1. nickname for Manuel
2. male nanny(live-in maid+babysitter)

Dude, looks liike your ex-wife found herself a new fuck buddy & he's moved in with her

Nah, that's Manny(1), her new manny(2) -- he's really good with the kids. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 1, 2012

unauthorised credit card swipe

when you get a random wedgie when your ginch rides up into your ass crack.

Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?

Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2022

MOT

Member Of (the) Tribe is a Jew

Sing: yeah, I’m an MOT Yeah, you know me.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 21, 2021

fag repellant

Leaving a deadly stinky shit in a bathroom that blowjob seeking gays hang out in. Leave one so rotten nobody can be in there longer than they can hold their breath.

What took you so long in the can?

Dropped a deuce - twas some primo fag repellant!

Cool! Let's count green-faced cottagers; first to ten gets a blowjob!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 22, 2013

baking up

To start the day by smoking a joint
aka wake and bake

The best part of waking up is baking up!
Wake and bake, man! That's my entire philosophy!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 25, 2009