cyberpope67,BC,Canada's definitions

Midget Party

cacophemism for a 'little' get t ogether

He: Are you going to the Midget Party tonight?
She: That's un-PC & offensive!
He: Ok, we're having a little get together later, you in?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 27, 2015

fuck, fight, or hold the light

A better way to ask, "fish or cut bait" or "piss or get off the pot"; in other words, to tell someone to be decisive in making a decision.

Literally it probably refers to a situation where you're competing for a woman with another guy.

In other words: "Are you going to fuck her(ie. win), fight him(ie. TRY to win), or hold a light up for his convenience while he fucks her?(ie. be a total loser)"

Sort of a takeoff on the whole "fight or flee" natural evolutionary response.

John: Yo, Ron, it's your turn to bet!
Ron: I'm thinking
Ray: Enough thinking, already! Look - either fuck, fight, or hold the light!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 10, 2008

ADD broke

So broke you can't even pay attention.

Lend me $20?
Dude, I'm ADD broke, & that's serious broke -- I can't even afford to pay attention. . . oh, look, a quarter!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 8, 2017

girlfrenema

a girlfriend who irritates the crap out of you

I thought Linda would be a nice girlfriend to have, but she's turning out to be a real girlfrenema!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 15, 2015

score

as a verb "to give." Most often used for cigarettes or small amounts of money

Score me a smoke, dude!
Score me a buck, & I'll get it back to you tomorrow!

Response: I'm kinda short right now; get your own, loser!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 28, 2007

premature evaluation

When you've ordered something by mail &they are asking for your opinion/rating/etc. when you havebn't even got it yet!

I ordered a new sex toy from eBay & they're already bugging me to rate it. I haveb't even GOT it yet! Talk about premature evaluation!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 13, 2015

Beanermobile

casual referece to either a Leland Mini or Cooper Mini; the former being the car Mr. Bean(character) drove; the latter beingthe commonly believed model of car he drove.

Nice Beanermobile, dude!

I know -- got it cheap & the mileage is extraordinary!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 14, 2019