thumbwhore

On Express, in the Human Pets app, on Facebook, someone who acts/talks like a complete slut, to get people to click her thumb for points.
I woulda gone to bed hours ago, but I'm too turned on reading what all these little thumbwhores are saying!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 21, 2007
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riot sale

Opportunistic looting during civil unrest.

Ca also be used figuratively for really busy/crazy actual store sales
Where'd you get that 60-inch tv, brah?

Riot sale, after Rodney King. I swear, a riot sale is better than Price is Right for free shit!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 17, 2019
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feed the alligators

to evacuate one's bowels (i.e. to take a shit ) esp. when one expects it will be particularly voluminous. (refers to the urban legend of alligators living in city sewers)
Sam: I need to go feed the alligators.
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, kill a fish, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 12, 2008
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yuting

Verb, clicking around various suggested videos on youtube. Rhymes with muting.
Whenever I get bored of facebook, I switch out & spend a couple hours yuting through some kitten videos
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 20, 2013
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deadpannery

the quality of being able to deliver humour in a deadpan(expressionless) manner for effect.
Jimmy Carr & Stephen Wright are both experts at deadpannery.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 13, 2021
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rectal gates

a usually intangible thing to keep assholes away from you. . .

Often just a cold attitude by someone who has already had more than their fair share of assholes
John: What's up with Deb? She was so blunt to me yesterday when I saw her at the mall.
Deb's Brother: It's not personal, bro, she's just got her rectal gates up. . . you know she's just getting over a bad breakup
John: Yeah, I guess she's feeling extra touchy these days, eh?
Brother: I'll let her know you're cool so hopefully next time she'll relax with you
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 06, 2010
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ADD broke

Lend me $20?
Dude, I'm ADD broke, & that's serious broke -- I can't even afford to pay attention. . . oh, look, a quarter!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 09, 2017
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