Dewey test

drunk test (i.e. DUI test)

Ben's blonde girlfriend texted that she was late becauuse the cops gave her a Dewey test by making her walk along a white piece of tape while toching her nose and saying the alphabet backwards.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 18, 2015

willnot

little bits of shit stuck to your ass hairs that will NOT wipe off. aka dingleberries aka clingons around Uranus (or Klingons around your anus

Emma finally agrees to give Rick a rimjob and exclaims, "WTF?? What's chewy?"

Rick grins evilly & says, "Sorry, forgot to scrape off the willnots!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 07, 2009

The Nooge

Fan nickname for Ted Nugent

This is a cool song, "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang", who sings it?

The Nooge!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 07, 2012

leprosy car

a car that's so old & crappy it has parts constantly falling off it.

Sam: Wow, what a POS car you got, dude! Did a taillight just drop off?
Sal, proudly, Yeah, it's my leprosy car! Cool, isn't it?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 02, 2011

Midget Party

cacophemism for a 'little' get t ogether

He: Are you going to the Midget Party tonight?
She: That's un-PC & offensive!
He: Ok, we're having a little get together later, you in?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 27, 2015

kill a fish

to evacuate one's bowels (i.e. to take a shit ) esp. when one expects it will be particularly foul.

Sam: I need to go kill a fish.
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, feed the alligators, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 09, 2008

nigger nuts

1. any black variety of nut
2. testicles on a negro (especially very large ones)
3. part of a phrase of inquiry into a black man's sanity

1. WTF is with these dark walnuts? I never ordered any nigger nuts!
2. If Mike Tyson ever tried to rape me, I'd kick him so hard in his nigger nuts he'd change his mind fast!
3. Chris Rock is dating Roseanne Barr? Is that nigger nuts?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 07, 2012