mando commando

Mandatory Commando
1) some military academies have mandatory training classes for commando type missions
2) a requirement to be naked
1) I got Mando Commando tomorrow at 1600.
2) House Jacuzzi rule is Mando Commando. Same for ladies in my bedroom.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 17, 2021
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enamorata

The miscellaneous items you leave behind at a lover's home to give you an excuse to call them again.
John: What's with this box of crap? Jewellery, panties, purses, keys?
Bill: I collect one night stand enamorata but never return their callbacks! I give it as gifts to those I do want to see twice!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 08, 2014
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eufinasia

Like euthanasia, but when the goal is for financial("fin") reasons more than for the easing of death.
I assumed the aim of the pro-euthanasia crowd was the easing of death, but then I realized, it's hospital administrators & other healthcare administrators ultimately in favour of anything that empties a bed quicker, to get a new patient in, so not euthanasia so much as euFINasia!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 21, 2017
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pissed mist

The imaginary aura/fog that fills the room when your wife is pissed(angry) at you
My wife was PMSing when I told her I wanted a threesome with her & her sister for my birthday.

I felt a terrible chill go up my spine as the room filled with pissed mist.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 09, 2010
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snag

a (SN)otty h(AG) (stuck up/arrogant female)
You see that? I said hi, & Suzi totally ignored me -- What a snag!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 03, 2008
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fag repellant

Leaving a deadly stinky shit in a bathroom that blowjob seeking gays hang out in. Leave one so rotten nobody can be in there longer than they can hold their breath.
What took you so long in the can?

Dropped a deuce - twas some primo fag repellant!

Cool! Let's count green-faced cottagers; first to ten gets a blowjob!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 22, 2013
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social orgasm

1. the euphoric feeling you get from finally being included in social situations
2. as opposed to a solitary one, sexual climax with another person or people
1. I've been so isolated for the past yewar that I actually had a social orgasm at the surprise birthday party my coworkers planned for me.
2. Even hermits need social orgasms occasionally, to stay sane & well lubricated.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 08, 2019
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