dug

plural dugs; animal nipple, but also used as a contemptuous term for human female breast (especially sloppy+saggy ones)
My wife used to have gorgeous tits; now, at 50, they're best classified as dugs. Don't get me wrong, I fuck & suck 'em anyway! (no, not in that order!)
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 01, 2018
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woodenface

Refers to those bureaucrats who argue with you with an unmoving face. They are implaccable, unmoving, and uncaring.

As if theirfaces were carved from a wooden block.
I wentdown to the DMV, but the woodenface at the main counter wouldn't agree that a 6 foot 6 inch man with a 6 inch beard is a male, not female. I thought it was M (masturbation) and F (fucking) &, although M was true, I put down what I hoped for in the box for "sex?" when I first requested a license. I almost dropped trou to show her that I was male, but I bet even then she'd just ignore the facts & stick to her stupid made up mind.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 05, 2022
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north

1. towards the north pole
2. as "The North" the upper half(or so) of USA
3. up or higher, referring to the direction on a wall map.
1. Let's go north & see the polar bears
2. The North is only good for one thing: damnyankees
3. a brand new Mercedes 450SL will cost you somewhere north of $80,000CAD
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 02, 2012
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The Nooge

This is a cool song, "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang", who sings it?

The Nooge!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 14, 2012
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Midget Party

cacophemism for a 'little' get t ogether
He: Are you going to the Midget Party tonight?
She: That's un-PC & offensive!
He: Ok, we're having a little get together later, you in?
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 09, 2015
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MOT

Member Of (the) Tribe is a Jew
Sing: yeah, I’m an MOT Yeah, you know me.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 21, 2021
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willnot

little bits of shit stuck to your ass hairs that will NOT wipe off. aka dingleberries aka clingons around Uranus (or Klingons around your anus
Emma finally agrees to give Rick a rimjob and exclaims, "WTF?? What's chewy?"

Rick grins evilly & says, "Sorry, forgot to scrape off the willnots!"
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 08, 2009
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