cyberpope67,BC,Canada's definitions

prison minute

a) Canadian prison slang for a 5-year sentence (60 months) as in the federal prisons, this is considered a short sentence, which is the older meaning of a minute.
b) MINUTE: short period of time

How long you in for, mate?
Just a prison minute -- no biggie

"Hey, can I see you for a minute in my office?" ("You're the boss; let me drop everything & attend to your order.")

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 30, 2023

fuck, fight, or hold the light

A better way to ask, "fish or cut bait" or "piss or get off the pot"; in other words, to tell someone to be decisive in making a decision.

Literally it probably refers to a situation where you're competing for a woman with another guy.

In other words: "Are you going to fuck her(ie. win), fight him(ie. TRY to win), or hold a light up for his convenience while he fucks her?(ie. be a total loser)"

Sort of a takeoff on the whole "fight or flee" natural evolutionary response.

John: Yo, Ron, it's your turn to bet!
Ron: I'm thinking
Ray: Enough thinking, already! Look - either fuck, fight, or hold the light!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 10, 2008

wife vac

A vacuum cleaner that no longer sucks.

I need a new Hoover, my last one just turned into a wife vac yesterday!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 11, 2014

kill a fish

to evacuate one's bowels (i.e. to take a shit ) esp. when one expects it will be particularly foul.

Sam: I need to go kill a fish.
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, feed the alligators, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 9, 2008

skull candy

any stylish adornment of one's head (eg headphones, earrings, hairbands, scrunchies, skull spikes, etc.)

skullcandy may be a company that makes outrageously coloured headphones, but who gives them the exclusive right to the term skull candy? I define my beaded headband as skull candy and fuck anyone who says differently!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 13, 2010

louie

1) American spelling of Louis
2) left (as a direction)

1) hey, Louis, tell me how to get to your house from mine
2) ok, Mario, head straight down Forest, hang a louie on Pine, go 2 blocks, then do a ralph on 3rd. . . 2nd house on your left. bring beers, you cheap cunt!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 9, 2013

jockstrap scholarship

getting through college or university by being good at a sport(e.g. football)

Dad: You've gpt 4 Cs & a D; how do you expect to ever get into & graduate college with grades like that?
Son: With a jockstrap scholarship, of course!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 25, 2020