I couldn't care less

The classier (and cleaner) way to say "I don't give a fuck", "I don't give a shit", "I don't give a crap", "I don't give a damn", etc.

(Do NOT confuse it with I could care less. If you *could* care less, it means that you can reduce the amount of fucks you give!)

"The Dvorak Keyboard lets you type comfortably because the keys are positioned so that the fingers can-"
"I couldn't care less."

by cutesy pastel living doll November 06, 2013

capisci

Also written kapeesh and capeesh, the interjection "Capisci?" means "Understood?" in Italian. The final I is either weak or dropped, more so in the Southern Italian dialects, such as Neapolitan.

You touch my cake, you're DEAD, capisci?

by cutesy pastel living doll August 18, 2013

turbotastic

The catchphrase of a fictional, pixelated racer named Turbo from the movie Wreck-it Ralph.
It could be used when you are pumped or excited. It could also be used as a sarcastic response to a general bummer or a disappointing event.

Girl 1: "Oh boy, I can't wait to go to your sleepover!"
Girl 2: "Turbotastic!"

Guy 1: "Hey, bad news. The server our project was stored in crashed."
Guy 2: "Is it going to get fixed any sooner?"
Guy 1: "Nah."
Guy 2: "Turbotastic."

by cutesy pastel living doll June 23, 2013

Yandere Simulato

A video game involving the vilest, most self-centered and soulless person, committing atrocities to enemies and silencing others to save face, and the titular Yandere-Chan.

Alex “YandereDev” is so self-centered that he censors every one of his critics by deleting their content and blocking them from the Subreddit or YouTube channel. The real monster is the dev who can't code for shit and is coasting on recurrent Patreon donations from people who forgot about Yandere Simulator.

by cutesy pastel living doll December 10, 2018

acc

Rhythm gaming term for “accuracy”

osu! is all about FCs, not acc

by cutesy pastel living doll February 22, 2019

logical phallacy

Using a phallic (dick) joke in an intelligent discussion. (Not to be confused with: logical fallacy)

Our debate group had a pretty solid point, up until the point Robert committed a logical phallacy and our whole argument went to waste.

by cutesy pastel living doll July 04, 2014

downdate

Something that's supposed to be an update, but makes things worse instead. Some well-known downdates include the iPhone 7's removal of the headphone jack, the MacBook's ridiculously few connection ports, and almost everything Tumblr does on its website.

Even though the messaging feature proved to be popular, the site removed it in a downdate to allegedly replace it with a less buggy alternative.

by cutesy pastel living doll June 03, 2018