camouflanguage

Language whose meaning is obscured by use or overuse of vague phrasing, complicated sentence structures, and jargon. Used mainly by politicians to squiggle out of a tough situation. A portmanteau of camouflage and language.

But that's camouflanguage you're using. What does that all mean?! What are you trying to say?!

by cutesy pastel living doll August 20, 2017

plastic guitar game

A tongue-in-cheek nickname for the video game series Guitar Hero and Rock Band, as well as other related or similar games where you use a guitar-shaped controller (“plastic guitar”), such as Clone Hero or GuitarFreaks.

“we’ve reached the pinnacle of plastic guitar game mastery” (on a video of a 5-second meme chart on Clone Hero)

by cutesy pastel living doll April 20, 2021

egg theory

Egg theory is the belief that says all femboys and tomboys are transgender. Egg theorists either don't believe in the existence of cis femboys and tomboys, or believe that their gender non-conformity is transphobic, completely unaware of the irony of them policing their gender based on their AGAB. When an egg theorist sees a femboy or tomboy, they try to "crack their egg", which is code for "gaslight and harass them into transitioning to the opposite gender".

Egg theorist: "Astolfo is a trans girl!"
a sane person: "Egg theory solidifies gender binarist stereotypes. Stop supporting egg theory."

by cutesy pastel living doll August 05, 2023

anachillaxis

an allergic reaction experienced while chillaxing
(first attested use in a YouTube video by esoteric computer scientist Tom Murphy VII, PhD)

If you invite Derek over, make sure to lock away all the peanut products, so that we don't accidentally give him anachillaxis.

by cutesy pastel living doll July 28, 2019

my hand slipped

An oft-said expression, mostly spotted on Twitter or Tumblr, uttered when one has posted a drawing online that is in some way peculiar, inappropriate, or unexpected. Synonymous to "Someone take Photoshop/GIMP away from me".

*posts tweet with fanart based on a stupid pun* "oops my hand slipped"

by cutesy pastel living doll May 28, 2015

capisci

Also written kapeesh and capeesh, the interjection "Capisci?" means "Understood?" in Italian. The final I is either weak or dropped, more so in the Southern Italian dialects, such as Neapolitan.

You touch my cake, you're DEAD, capisci?

by cutesy pastel living doll July 10, 2013

donator

how idiots say “donor”

For $5 tier donators or above, here are the rewards...

by cutesy pastel living doll June 21, 2019