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Smotheration

A combination of smothering and suffication, typically with pillows. See also: Smotherate -ed, -ing.
Well officer, it seems the victim succumbed to violent smotheration.
by Curtis Meyer October 23, 2009
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Cassandra Syndrome

1) The condition of speaking the truth and having no one believe you.

2) The condition of being able to predict the future, be it the outcome of a particular event, or the reactions of others to the same event, and having no one believe your prophecy until it transpires.

3) Being able to see or understand things long before others, often resulting in them coming to the same conclusions long after your own initial analysis.

(All definitions come from Cassandra, the queen in Greek mythology who was appointed by Apollo with an inability to lie, yet cursed by having no one believe her prophecies.)
"I told him she was going to dump him if he didn't shape up, but no one ever believes my Cassandra syndrome."
by Curtis Meyer May 30, 2008
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Yaktivist

1. Someone who is all talk and no action. (Comes from "yakking" and "activist," and the expression "All yak and no sack"); The opposite of a pragmatist.

2. Someone with a penchant for conjuring false hopes.

3. An expert at bluffing.
1. "She keeps saying she'll quit her job, but her co-workers know she's just a yaktivist."

2. "Whenever his father promised to take him to the zoo, he had a feeling his father was just being a yaktivist."

3. "He always wins at poker because no one can tell when he's got a good hand and when he's being a yaktivist."
by Curtis Meyer March 12, 2008
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Smexy

Attractive in regards to intelligence and physical beauty (Comes from "smart" and "sexy"); -ier; -iest; See also: "Smeautiful"
The librarian's glasses made her look smexy.
by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008
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buckle bunny

A loose woman (Phrase created by Jelian Morales of Orlando, Florida)
I hope to find myself a buckle bunny at the club.
by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008
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Hypo

Short for "hypochrondriac"; Someone who is unaware of their lack of popularity. (I.E., Someone who thinks they're ill.)
He is such a hypo in his Members Only jacket.
by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008
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Sucksational

"Ratings for this past season of the program have been sucksational."
by curtis meyer February 13, 2010
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