craig's definitions

snuzzle

Similar to 'snuggle' but to do so with the intention of shagging

i jumped into bed and snuzzled her

by Craig January 2, 2003

Hatstand

Completely mad. Bonkers. Cuckoo

You know that girl I was seeing? Well, it turns out she's totally hatstand.

by Craig May 10, 2004

90 270

The vagina of a woman of Asian descent. This references the degree of rotation of her vagina in relation to the Caucasian woman's vagina of 0/180 degrees

That 90 270 is SICK! I'd hit that!

by Craig October 29, 2002

get up out my grille

Very similar to "Get up off my nuts", but it can be used by persons of both genders.

Rooting from "Cease and decist" it has been urban-ized and turned into a more popular version.

Exacting meaing is not known, but when it is said, it is advised that one moves up out the "grille" or personal space of the one who said it. Not doing so could lead to the "busting of a cap"

Herbert: "Hey Phillip, get up out my grille a afore I bust a cap in yo ass."

Phillip: I shall cease and decist.

by Craig January 17, 2005

Taff

a Taff is someone from Wales. See Paddy

Ay, get out of here you Taffs!

by Craig June 15, 2004

shrek

when playing eucre, and in the barn, sticking the score cards behind your ears is known as "shreking it"

now we're shreking, but next point we'll win

by Craig June 27, 2004

lunchtime shagger

Someone who has sex with their partner while on their lunch break from work.

"Why is Nichola always late back from her lunch?"
"She's a lunchtime shagger, that's why."

by Craig September 14, 2004