craig's definitions

Hatstand

Completely mad. Bonkers. Cuckoo

You know that girl I was seeing? Well, it turns out she's totally hatstand.

by Craig May 10, 2004

90 270

The vagina of a woman of Asian descent. This references the degree of rotation of her vagina in relation to the Caucasian woman's vagina of 0/180 degrees

That 90 270 is SICK! I'd hit that!

by Craig October 29, 2002

Taff

a Taff is someone from Wales. See Paddy

Ay, get out of here you Taffs!

by Craig June 15, 2004

spam danglers

sagging fanny lips

omg her spam danglers are parting like moses making the sea part

by craig December 9, 2003

shrek

when playing eucre, and in the barn, sticking the score cards behind your ears is known as "shreking it"

now we're shreking, but next point we'll win

by Craig June 27, 2004

chocolate chimney warrior

rear gunner, uphill gardener, marmite minor, fudge packer, sh1t stabber, 'bats for the other side', nob jockey, shirt lifter, toilet trader... etc etc

puts his penis in other mens anus'.

"...'Bob', is a chocolate chimney warrior..."

by craig January 16, 2004

do'h

simson waitschullies

simson waitschullies is d'oh!!!

by Craig February 3, 2004