Double yoker

Cockney rhyming slang for joker.

"Whatchya trying ta do, make me look like some sort of double yoker?" Mike Reid as Frank Butcher in Eastenders

by Craig August 27, 2004

dickrature

a dude who all he talks about is sex

stop talking dickrature

by craig March 12, 2003

lunchtime shagger

Someone who has sex with their partner while on their lunch break from work.

"Why is Nichola always late back from her lunch?"
"She's a lunchtime shagger, that's why."

by Craig September 14, 2004

vocrapulary

The incessant transposure of letters while instant messaging

Craig says:
there is much centrifical feelings invovled
Dean J says:
what the yea dude yea yea dude
Craig says:
you clearly do not understand ... you developer
chris says:
WHAT THE FUCK DOES "invovled" MEAN
chris says:
i KEEP THINKING VUVLVA
chris says:
THATNKS
Craig says:
if your vocrapulary was any good, you would know what invovled means

by craig April 27, 2004

clocked

to be hit over the head by ones clock in a fit of rage. see also clock.

she clocked me good, I ended up in hospital. (true story!)

by craig November 25, 2004

whacks

n. masturbation, usually used in conjunction with 'run'.

Luck always runs whacks in the shower.

by Craig March 15, 2005

bar it

when you cant be bothered to do something

p1: we need to do work
p2: nah bar it!

by Craig June 27, 2003