crackotfige's definitions

felch

1. To suck semen from a sexual partner's orifice following intercourse.

2. To insert a live gerbil, hamster, or other into your anus using a tube, cardboard or otherwise.

3. Something you might practice if in the intimate company of alleged felcher Richard Gere, who was apparently caught while practising definition number 2.

It is wise to trim your pet hamsters nails prior to a good felch.

by crackotfige January 8, 2005