cornholio's definitions

high-rider

Passe term for the type that had ski-racks on their cars in the summertime, with a sticker that said "Think Snow."

That blond high-rider was a complete idiot.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

hymie

A mildly pejorative term for Jews, made famous by Jesse Jackson

We're on our way to Kennedy Airport in Hymietown.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

caterpillar

Hair on the vulva, esp. if trimmed to resemble a larva's shape; pussy hair, cunt hair. See Brazilian; pubic hair; pussy hair; pendejo.

I pushed her thong aside and began to lick her caterpillar.

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

Napoleon

A short person who fancies himself hot shit.

Him with his little moustache and his attitude. What a little Napoleon!

by cornholio October 16, 2003

Checkered Demon

Comix character popularized by S. Clay Wilson.

"Nice day for somethin'!" giggled the Checkered Demon

by cornholio October 11, 2003

weenie waver

Flasher; flag waver; one who engages in indecent exposure

The little weenie waver pleaded guilty and got six months.

by Cornholio October 31, 2003

shinola

A brand of shoe polish once popular among GIs. See shit from shinola.

Shinola? I don't know shit from it!

by Cornholio November 4, 2003