When you don’t trust someone and you gotta have video evidence on hand to make sure they aren’t lying.
Anthony: Send da video
Paige: I haven’t even taken them or received anything
Anthony: Send da video
Paige: Why u repeating the same shit
Paige: I haven’t even taken them or received anything
Anthony: Send da video
Paige: Why u repeating the same shit
by conflict dude February 25, 2024
An Urban Dictionary page that some lonely virgins use as their personal Wattpad to write smut
For the actual definition of the word, it’s when you feel the urge to either masturbate or have sex, usually brought upon by something you find sexually attractive.
For the actual definition of the word, it’s when you feel the urge to either masturbate or have sex, usually brought upon by something you find sexually attractive.
by conflict dude May 29, 2022
When an employee of a company (usually the social media manager) gives an excuse for the bad decisions the company has made as directed by the company upper management.
@Bob123: Hey, why did you just double the price on your service that has only been $50 a month for the 5 years you guys have been around?
@CompanyBrandAccount: We’re sorry that you are disappointed with these changes. Our increase in pricing is to accommodate for the changing landscape of our world due to COVID-19. We hope you understand this and we are willing to give you the best quality experience we can.
@Bob123: That’s it? What good corpsplain that was… I’m using @OtherCompanyBrandAccount’s service instead.
Company Social Media Manager Daniel: Was that a decent response, David?
Marketing Management Leader David: Yeah, that was good. Just keep quiet from this point on, we’ll handle the rest of these complaints.
@CompanyBrandAccount: We’re sorry that you are disappointed with these changes. Our increase in pricing is to accommodate for the changing landscape of our world due to COVID-19. We hope you understand this and we are willing to give you the best quality experience we can.
@Bob123: That’s it? What good corpsplain that was… I’m using @OtherCompanyBrandAccount’s service instead.
Company Social Media Manager Daniel: Was that a decent response, David?
Marketing Management Leader David: Yeah, that was good. Just keep quiet from this point on, we’ll handle the rest of these complaints.
by conflict dude December 04, 2021
Yet another annoying slang word that further butchers the English language. A combination of “stomach” and “tummy” that is used by horribly annoying teenagers that makes you wonder why they wouldn’t just say “stomach” instead
Cameron: Man, my stummy’s hurtin from losing out on those Air Jordan StockX raffles, on god homie
Steven: Can you shut the fuck up and speak like normal human being for once instead of basing your personal dictionary off the internet and TikTok? For fucks sake, this won’t make the “popular kids” like you.
Steven: Can you shut the fuck up and speak like normal human being for once instead of basing your personal dictionary off the internet and TikTok? For fucks sake, this won’t make the “popular kids” like you.
by conflict dude May 16, 2021
Kevin: Dude, did you see how badly the Washington Wizards lost against the Thunder last night?
Daniel: Yeah, that team is literal shit from a butt.
Daniel: Yeah, that team is literal shit from a butt.
by conflict dude February 25, 2024
Media written with the intent of shocking viewers usually through using disturbing imagery or sensitive topics but comes off as poorly done, distasteful, immature, edgy, and/or plain gross.
DudeBro: Man, did you see that one Spongebob episode where Squidward got his toenail ripped off moving his couch?
ManBro: Dude, that episode is gross. I get the close-ups and all, but that one was trying way too hard.
DudeBro: Man, that episode was some awful shock schlock.
ManBro: Dude, that episode is gross. I get the close-ups and all, but that one was trying way too hard.
DudeBro: Man, that episode was some awful shock schlock.
by conflict dude July 21, 2024