Jesus

Known by Christians as the Messiah, the savior; the bringer of light to the after-world of darkness.

By other Abrachamic Religions he is known merely as a prophet, bring the word of God.

Jesus is a liberal

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Angela Merkel

Chancellor of Germany. She’s like Obama but a white woman. Elected to a fourth term, she makes white men in germany feel how black women feel in America. She also won 2018’s thickest world leader award.

I masturbate to pictures of Angela Merkel

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Kamala Harris

Vice President of the United States

Kamala Harris has been named the thickest politician

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Dick Nixon

The act of giving a hand job while in the Democratic National Committee. It’s named after US President Richard Nixon, nicknamed Dick.

Gimme a dick Nixon or else I’ll pop ya hed of

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The Moritay

A sexual act where a woman pisses on a man.

Jack screamed when I preformed the moritay on him

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Nazi

Another term for Republican.

Look at that nazi Rand Paul

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Bill Cosbied

Getting raped.

“Somebody’s getting Bill Cosbied tonight,” said Malik Hall

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