Definitions by condoms r too small for me

The Moritay 

A sexual act where a woman pisses on a man.

Jack screamed when I preformed the moritay on him

The Moritay by condoms r too small for me June 4, 2022

Kamala Harris 

Vice President of the United States

Kamala Harris has been named the thickest politician

Kamala Harris by condoms r too small for me June 4, 2022

Antivaxer 

A conservative who wants their children to die

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Is not antivaxer

Antivaxer by condoms r too small for me March 28, 2019

Abortion 

What Mrs. Trump should’ve had

Donald was a failed abortion

Abortion by condoms r too small for me March 27, 2019

Angela Merkel 

Chancellor of Germany. She’s like Obama but a white woman. Elected to a fourth term, she makes white men in germany feel how black women feel in America. She also won 2018’s thickest world leader award.

I masturbate to pictures of Angela Merkel

Angela Merkel by condoms r too small for me March 27, 2019

Nazi 

Another term for Republican.

Look at that nazi Rand Paul

Nazi by condoms r too small for me October 22, 2018

Jesus 

Known by Christians as the Messiah, the savior; the bringer of light to the after-world of darkness.

By other Abrachamic Religions he is known merely as a prophet, bring the word of God.

Jesus is a liberal

Jesus by condoms r too small for me July 30, 2018