The two pimpest dudes ever. Sure, they may deal drugs and Jay has the IQ of a hamster, but damn they are sweet. Also known as Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith, or Bluntman and Chronic.
by combat_rock May 17, 2004
Awesome soft drink with a light vanilla flavor. Often distributed by well known root beer companies for some reason.
by combat_rock May 17, 2004
A total ripoff. It's McDonald's meal for people looking to eat healthy. It works, but there's nothing happy about it.
Fuck this salad, give me a burger. Oh, I forgot, they don't have real burgers here either. Better go to Carl's Jr.
by combat_rock May 17, 2004
Hippos can kill anyone they want! Hippos eat people ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this hippo who was eating in the forest. And when some squirrel dropped a nut the hippo killed the whole forest. My friend Mark said that he saw a hippo totally uppercut some dog just because the dog opened a window.
by combat_rock May 17, 2004
In the videogame Final Fantasy II for the SNES, this is what Tellah calls Edward. It's actually a good example of Nintendo's censorship of games, because the Japanese version had him being called something bad. At least it's comical though.
You spoony bard!
by combat_rock November 08, 2003
Anyone in the WWE under 6'6'', a wrestler that always loses to make more popular wrestlers look better.
by combat_rock November 28, 2003
Right above NASCAR and just below pro wrestling in the "what is and isn't a real sport" spectrum. I mean, seventy year old men still play it! That is not a sport. The commercial was right, golf would be a lot better if it were more like hockey.
by combat_rock May 17, 2004