col. dr.'s definitions

paki

Acronym of the major Muslim groups which filled Pakistan after the Partition of India (1947). They are as follows: Pashtu, Afghan, Kurd, Indian. Thus "PAKI," thus "Pakistan."

The diversity of cultures which combined to form Pakistan has led to anyone who looks Pakistani or Indian being called a Paki.

by Col. Dr. February 18, 2007

Hydrant

A large butt plug, so named because it resembles a fire hydrant in size.

Baby loves her hydrant more than she loves me.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Steak

Athletic buttocks which cause admirers to drool like dogs looking at steak.

I'd love to pound that steak.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Sizzle

To ejaculate inside one's sex partner.

1. My girlfriend always closes her eyes when I sizzle.
2. My girlfriend always screams when I sizzle.
3. That fucker tried to sizzle my ass!

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Up

Sexually penetrating another person, usually man-to-woman.

Get up her, man, the world ain't gonna repopulate itself.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Change

Extra goodness, usually to complement the slang money.

That girl's ass is money with change.

by Col. Dr. May 6, 2006

Shit

The male genitalia described as a collective.

See also junk.
See also scrap.

1. I couldn't get my shit up last night.
2. My bitch loves to lick my shit (perform fellatio).

by Col. Dr. January 2, 2007