col. dr.'s definitions

Shit

The male genitalia described as a collective.

See also junk.
See also scrap.

1. I couldn't get my shit up last night.
2. My bitch loves to lick my shit (perform fellatio).

by Col. Dr. January 2, 2007

Broke

Used to describe marital fidelity.

1. She broke my dick, man (I'm completely faithful to her).

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

The Mother Tongue

Profanity, especially when used to berate another person.

You should have seen Bill speak the mother tongue to his brother last night.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Jewbonics

The linguistic phenomenon which occurs when suburban Jewish people attempt to sound like inner city blacks.

G-Unit: Wazzup yo'all? L'chaim, biatch.
Rabbi Schueller: What is he saying?
Jewish Mother: Oh, him, with the Jewbonics. Cap yo ass this and muthahfukkah that...I tell you, it breaks a mother's heart to hear such language from such a good boy...

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Broken

Mated for life, never going to be parted in this life or the one to come.

See broke.

We're beyond married, man, we're broken.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Mult

An orgy. Group sex.
From multiple.

See you at the mult, baby.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Clunk

One's testicles, after the sound made when someone kicks a real man there.

See also clang.

Fucker tried to kick my clunk.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006