Clang

One's testicles, after the alleged sound made after someone kicks a "real" man there.

See also clunk.

Fucker tried to kick my clang.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Phlat

Urban form of flat, meaning flashy.

His bling is so phlat.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Pube

Sophomoric hanger-on who crowds around cool people like pubic hair around the genitals.

Quit acting like a pube and get a life.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Naif

Innocent. Contraction of "naive waif."

Used to describe n00bs in the NYC art scene.

They pretend Basqiat was naif, but that nigga was down.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Marble Layer Cake

Black-White orgy, resembling the chocolate-white look of a marble cake.

If we had a marble layer cake I bet we could get along better.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Pish

(PEE-sh) A urinal or toilet, from the Sopranos' pishadu (Italian?).

I found my dad passed out drunk on the pish.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Jewbonics

The linguistic phenomenon which occurs when suburban Jewish people attempt to sound like inner city blacks.

G-Unit: Wazzup yo'all? L'chaim, biatch.
Rabbi Schueller: What is he saying?
Jewish Mother: Oh, him, with the Jewbonics. Cap yo ass this and muthahfukkah that...I tell you, it breaks a mother's heart to hear such language from such a good boy...

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006