6 definitions by cockslap#1bitches
a sleezebag teacher who thinks he is better than everyone, acts like hes a genius when really he is a retread dickweed who was churned out by one of the countries countless liberal as shit colleges that churns out goons like him at a breakneck pace.
there is no hope for fucks like him. I personally hope he gets his bad limb shoved up his ass until he screams for mercy then has his balls stapled to the floor.
Worthless shit. OMG he is a loonie
there is no hope for fucks like him. I personally hope he gets his bad limb shoved up his ass until he screams for mercy then has his balls stapled to the floor.
Worthless shit. OMG he is a loonie
Mr. Horton the teacher of his physics class, had his face stapled with multiple condom wrappers, giving him several STD's, including AIDS. He is not a victim,
He is a LOSER, who should have been drop kicked as a baby. Damn you
He is a LOSER, who should have been drop kicked as a baby. Damn you
by cockslap#1bitches October 4, 2014
an abomination that combines diarrhea-soaked pizza, disgusting kid playscape and games,a screwy rat thing that fondles you every time you turn around, and horrible horrible kids
Chuck E. Cheese should be flagged for hosting pedophiles who just love to perform pedophile pinatas on little fat fucks called kids that just love to nuzzle it up down you-know-where
by cockslap#1bitches September 8, 2014
by cockslap#1bitches September 15, 2014
elitist turds who think they are superior. ESPECIALLY in politics!
ALSO PROBABLY THE FIRST TO DIE IN AN APOCALYPTIC SITUATION
ALSO PROBABLY THE FIRST TO DIE IN AN APOCALYPTIC SITUATION
JACK: HEY, THAT GIRL I'VE BEEN DATING, LUNA, SHE IS A REAL BITCH, CALLED ME RACIST WHEN I SUPPORTED TRUMP.
LUKE: ICE DA BITCH! SHE'S A HIPSTER!
ROBERT: MY GIRLFRIEND HATES GUNS: SHOULD I DUMP HER:
JASON: YES! DUMP THE BITCH. IF YOU STAY WITH HER, YOU'D EITHER DIE IN A DISASTER SITUATION, OR HAVE ABANDON THE BITCH. BREAK IT OFF!!
LUKE: ICE DA BITCH! SHE'S A HIPSTER!
ROBERT: MY GIRLFRIEND HATES GUNS: SHOULD I DUMP HER:
JASON: YES! DUMP THE BITCH. IF YOU STAY WITH HER, YOU'D EITHER DIE IN A DISASTER SITUATION, OR HAVE ABANDON THE BITCH. BREAK IT OFF!!
by cockslap#1bitches June 3, 2016
1. covering your dick in nasal mucus and shoving it in a person's(preferably a sluts or a lesbian(s) ) anus, vagina or mouth. then after the bang bang occurs. the penetrator(he(or she)who penetrates) sucks out the mixture of, snot and(depending on what hole they plug)semen, feces, urine, female ejaculate, saliva with whatever he can use( straw, lips, one of those ear wax removers that uses suction, silly straw. etc.), gargles with it, then spits in in their lovers face as a final disgusting finish. Usually used when performer has cold or flu, and no lubricant
Slut - Oh, please do me Adam, i want you're sizzling cinnamon stick inside my honeypot, please fill me up
Sick lover- i can't I'm sick with the cold, besides I have no lubricant to massage your sweet pea into orgasmic bliss
slut- Just cough some phlegm into your hands, slap it on your hairy hard throbber, slide it up my whisker biscuit when your done and slowly start up until you reach the speed of a train. Then when your done, suck it up with a silly straw, then swish it between your teeth then spit on my big heavy chest
sick lover-Fuck yeah! But what is it called?
slut- a booger luber
sick lover- fuck yes
Sick lover- i can't I'm sick with the cold, besides I have no lubricant to massage your sweet pea into orgasmic bliss
slut- Just cough some phlegm into your hands, slap it on your hairy hard throbber, slide it up my whisker biscuit when your done and slowly start up until you reach the speed of a train. Then when your done, suck it up with a silly straw, then swish it between your teeth then spit on my big heavy chest
sick lover-Fuck yeah! But what is it called?
slut- a booger luber
sick lover- fuck yes
by cockslap#1bitches December 18, 2014
Guy#1- oh my loins are dripping wet what shall i do to fill this void
Guy#2- i have my LOW BLOW boyfriend and i Love doing him. i'm thinking of castle jousting him
Guy#1- Can you make it a threesome?
Guy#2- i have my LOW BLOW boyfriend and i Love doing him. i'm thinking of castle jousting him
Guy#1- Can you make it a threesome?
by cockslap#1bitches September 4, 2014