clobamacare's definitions

vsco girl

a basic bitch that will do anything for the turtles and if they drop their hydroflask they have and i oop- spasms. obsesses over scrunchies. If you don't have an over sized tea-shirt then don't worry she always has an extra. puts her glossier on every 2 minutes. turns her entire room into a vsco hangout. if you don't have a messy bun in your hair then they consider you weird and stupid. if you don't have a hydroflask with a friendship bracelet on it with stickers on it too then your not a true vsco girl.

nd i oop and i oop- and i oop- sksksksksksksk
Everyone else: ugh stupid vsco girl

by clobamacare August 19, 2019

Boopsy Bottom

a condition when you accidentally get your hydroflask stuck up your ass

where is your hydroflask
oh i got Boopsy Bottom

by clobamacare August 27, 2019

Fitty Schmidty

This is the celebration name of a giant celebration celebrating Mr. Schmidt working out for the first time in his life.

Yayyyyyy all hail Fitty Schmidty

by clobamacare December 17, 2019

Skweepy

You say skweepy when something is in the middle of scary and creepy. But you have to pretend that you have a speech impediment by saying skweepy

Yo did you hear about the guy that got chased and taken away from his family

Damn thats kinda Skweepy tho

by clobamacare October 22, 2020

peppa

The best pig on this universe. she is tik tok famous and just dropped her first albulm on spotify. she is 7'1 and 15 years old.

peppa what are you doing on urban dictionary

by clobamacare August 19, 2019

Mr.Schmidt

The definition of a pedophile

Mr.Schmidt looks at everyone's booty holes and has a major over bite

by clobamacare February 25, 2020

december 9

december 9 is a day when you get to slap your best friend in the ass for no apparent reason

*slap* god damn why do you keep slapping my ass gay shit

because its december 9

by clobamacare November 6, 2019