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vsco girl

a basic bitch that will do anything for the turtles and if they drop their hydroflask they have and i oop- spasms. obsesses over scrunchies. If you don't have an over sized tea-shirt then don't worry she always has an extra. puts her glossier on every 2 minutes. turns her entire room into a vsco hangout. if you don't have a messy bun in your hair then they consider you weird and stupid. if you don't have a hydroflask with a friendship bracelet on it with stickers on it too then your not a true vsco girl.
nd i oop and i oop- and i oop- sksksksksksksk
Everyone else: ugh stupid vsco girl
by clobamacare August 19, 2019
mugGet the vsco girlmug.

obese

A.J Suesamichal
A.J is 100% obese. I mean you totally can't see his rib bones through his shirt
by clobamacare April 11, 2020
mugGet the obesemug.

Tik Tok

an very popular app that most people downloaded for a joke but are low key addicted to it now. The best app to cure your boredom. There are multiple types of tik tokers: Pov-ers, dancers, f-boys, comedians, and just random people
Mom: what app are you on

Me: Tik Tok
by clobamacare February 11, 2020
mugGet the Tik Tokmug.

Benja Da Ninja

A guy who is a secret spy on the weekends and who goes by Benja Da Ninja and nothing else.
Me: Benja Da Ninja what are you doing here
Benja Da ninja: I cant say but im spying on you
by clobamacare August 20, 2019
mugGet the Benja Da Ninjamug.

mrs. titsball

she thinks she a freaking saint. But she's the opposite. She keeps dead bodies in her closet of the art room. She really likes to dig holes and climb in and tak ea picture and post it on instagram.
ayyyyyy mrs. titsball biiiiiiitttttccccchhhhh oh sorry saint titsball
by clobamacare November 13, 2019
mugGet the mrs. titsballmug.

Boopsy Bottom

a condition when you accidentally get your hydroflask stuck up your ass
where is your hydroflask
oh i got Boopsy Bottom
by clobamacare August 27, 2019
mugGet the Boopsy Bottommug.

december 9

december 9 is a day when you get to slap your best friend in the ass for no apparent reason
*slap* god damn why do you keep slapping my ass gay shit

because its december 9
by clobamacare November 6, 2019
mugGet the december 9mug.

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