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Fitty Schmidty

This is the celebration name of a giant celebration celebrating Mr. Schmidt working out for the first time in his life.
Yayyyyyy all hail Fitty Schmidty
by clobamacare December 17, 2019
mugGet the Fitty Schmidtymug.

peppa

The best pig on this universe. she is tik tok famous and just dropped her first albulm on spotify. she is 7'1 and 15 years old.
by clobamacare August 19, 2019
mugGet the peppamug.

Boopsy Bottom

a condition when you accidentally get your hydroflask stuck up your ass
where is your hydroflask
oh i got Boopsy Bottom
by clobamacare August 27, 2019
mugGet the Boopsy Bottommug.

Chan Man

Our Music teacher that hides dead bodies in her closet. She has 10 closets and each of them can hold 15 bodies. she never lets anyone look in the closets. She lives at school because she had pillows and blankets and occasionally you see a mattress.
dang Chan Man really do be a man tho
by clobamacare April 11, 2020
mugGet the Chan Manmug.

Mr.Schmidt

Mr.Schmidt looks at everyone's booty holes and has a major over bite
by clobamacare February 25, 2020
mugGet the Mr.Schmidtmug.

vsco girl

a basic bitch that will do anything for the turtles and if they drop their hydroflask they have and i oop- spasms. obsesses over scrunchies. If you don't have an over sized tea-shirt then don't worry she always has an extra. puts her glossier on every 2 minutes. turns her entire room into a vsco hangout. if you don't have a messy bun in your hair then they consider you weird and stupid. if you don't have a hydroflask with a friendship bracelet on it with stickers on it too then your not a true vsco girl.
nd i oop and i oop- and i oop- sksksksksksksk
Everyone else: ugh stupid vsco girl
by clobamacare August 19, 2019
mugGet the vsco girlmug.

december 9

december 9 is a day when you get to slap your best friend in the ass for no apparent reason
*slap* god damn why do you keep slapping my ass gay shit

because its december 9
by clobamacare November 6, 2019
mugGet the december 9mug.

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