escalade

car of choice for drug dealers, rappers, and guys with small penises

the escalade has weed in the back

by clevelandsteamer September 23, 2005

Al Pacino

along with de niro and nicholson, he is the best actor of his generation. although his recent movies have sucked balls, he still makes them watchable because of his presence and extraordinary acting

al pacino has only one oscar. ONE!!!!

by clevelandsteamer September 05, 2005

George Bush

a close relative of the monkey that has been given the opportunity to lead a nation that strangly loves him.

i would love to tell you why bush sucks, but i have to go somewhere next week and i don't want to be late

by clevelandsteamer August 30, 2005

i'd hit it

a term that means "i would like to insert my penis into the vaginal cavity of that female."

me(after seeing hardbody at the gym): DAMN NIGGA! I'd hit it!!! if she wears a mask.

by clevelandsteamer September 05, 2005

Anchorman

really funny, yet stupid movie about a self-loving anchorman, an anchorwoman that joins his station, a horny reporter, a weatherman with an IQ of 48, a mildly gay/idiotic sportscaster, a dog that gets punted off of a bridge, a fight between numerous news reporters, and cologne that smells like Bigfoot's dick. it takes place in san diego, california.

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!

by clevelandsteamer August 30, 2005

Mchkhkmkmkkhkmmm

The noise that one makes when smacking one's lips while sleeping

Friend 1: Mchkhkmkmkkhkmmm

Friend 2: Shut the fuck up (gets pillow to smother Friend 1).

by clevelandsteamer October 03, 2007

Carlos Mencia

a mexican comedian who offends everybody. he is hilarious and is the host of a crappy show on comedy central.

watch carlos mencia's stand-up, not his show.

by clevelandsteamer August 31, 2005