bartender on the simpsons. moe is incredibly ugly, stupid, and has a great voice.
Hiya Homa!
I got some secrets. Some dark, dark secrets.
the evil behind congress and our "president". often suffers from heart attacks.
"hey uncle dick. did you support going to war to make profits from your halliburton stock?"
"of course not!(grabs left arm) help me!"
the bitch in a prison. they are usually in jail for tax evasion or molesting their children. these are the guys who cry on their first night and try to avoid the scary black men who stare at them and have the bottom of their shirts tied in a knot. jail punks get pounded in the anus quite often in the shower and in their cell. they usually get protection from the black guy they share their cell with, even though that is the same guy plowing them every night.
burly black guy wearing lipstick: hey, boy! get ova he'a. we is gonna play ourselves some pony express!
jail punk: yessir. please be gentle.
burly black guy wearing lipstick: NOT TODAY, BOY! DROP THEM PANTIES!
jail punk: YESSIR!
nephew of tony soprano in the best show ever to be on television, the
sopranos. christopher has had problems with drugs, his girlfriend, and fellow wiseguys, but that didn't stop him from being made and making fun of the director of swingers.
christopher moltisanti also has a natural canopy for a nose.
Buy a
christopher moltisanti
mug!
a terrifying movie featuring kevin bacon as the worlds scariest detention center guard
kid: What do you want?
kevin bacon: A blowjob. down on your knees.
if you want to not sleep at night, watch sleepers
one who has only been doing things one way there whole life and is afraid to try something different. hicks don't act civilized and are often rednecks or hillbillies. hicks are everywhere.
hicks can be found in every country.
A shitty white crystal or someone from the great city of Cleveland Ohio.
Clevelandite rocks!
