34 definitions by clevelandSteamer

hick

one who has only been doing things one way there whole life and is afraid to try something different. hicks don't act civilized and are often rednecks or hillbillies. hicks are everywhere.

hicks can be found in every country.

by clevelandSteamer August 6, 2005

keith richards

full-time walking corpse and part-time guitarist of the rolling stones

guy: mr. richards, that will be $800 for the whiskey, coke, and hooker.

keith richards: you take credit?

by clevelandSteamer August 13, 2005

Anchorman

really funny, yet stupid movie about a self-loving anchorman, an anchorwoman that joins his station, a horny reporter, a weatherman with an IQ of 48, a mildly gay/idiotic sportscaster, a dog that gets punted off of a bridge, a fight between numerous news reporters, and cologne that smells like Bigfoot's dick. it takes place in san diego, california.

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!

by clevelandSteamer August 5, 2005

clevelandite

A shitty white crystal or someone from the great city of Cleveland Ohio.

Clevelandite rocks!

by clevelandSteamer December 5, 2013

meth

the leading cash crop in oregon, kentucky, virginia, north carolina, ohio, kansas, california, florida, georgia, tennessee, illinois, washington, and other states

street names: crank, 222, anny, chalk, ned, kibble, shab, patsie, slammers, rails, bulber, go

by clevelandSteamer August 5, 2005

jail punk

the bitch in a prison. they are usually in jail for tax evasion or molesting their children. these are the guys who cry on their first night and try to avoid the scary black men who stare at them and have the bottom of their shirts tied in a knot. jail punks get pounded in the anus quite often in the shower and in their cell. they usually get protection from the black guy they share their cell with, even though that is the same guy plowing them every night.

burly black guy wearing lipstick: hey, boy! get ova he'a. we is gonna play ourselves some pony express!

jail punk: yessir. please be gentle.

burly black guy wearing lipstick: NOT TODAY, BOY! DROP THEM PANTIES!

jail punk: YESSIR!

by clevelandSteamer August 16, 2005

moe syzlak

bartender on the simpsons. moe is incredibly ugly, stupid, and has a great voice.

Hiya Homa!

I got some secrets. Some dark, dark secrets.

by clevelandSteamer July 20, 2005