"hey uncle dick. did you support going to war to make profits from your halliburton stock?"
"of course not!(grabs left arm) help me!"
"of course not!(grabs left arm) help me!"
by clevelandsteamer August 17, 2005
kid: What do you want?
kevin bacon: A blowjob. down on your knees.
if you want to not sleep at night, watch sleepers
kevin bacon: A blowjob. down on your knees.
if you want to not sleep at night, watch sleepers
by clevelandsteamer October 02, 2005
an album that has been mistakingly compared to the who's "tommy" album. yes, the songs combined do tell a story, just like "tommy," but in no way is it as good as tommy or even the worst album the who could come up with. green day is a fake-punk band and people think that they are punk for listening to green day and skateboarding. that is 100% incorrect. spiking your hair, cutting your wrists, and shopping at hot topic does not make you punk, neither does listening to american idiot.
educated person: do you know who the first punk band was?
emo/fake punk: totally green day man! either them or my chemical romance? or is it blink 182?
educated person: you need to be shot.
emo/fake punk: totally green day man! either them or my chemical romance? or is it blink 182?
educated person: you need to be shot.
by clevelandsteamer August 25, 2005
"What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?"
"Why, my good man, you're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari."
"Ex-cellent."
"Why, my good man, you're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari."
"Ex-cellent."
by clevelandsteamer July 20, 2005
the sorriest excuse for a punk. the bitch sings hormonal pop music, which is also known as emo. almost as bad as ashlee simpson
by clevelandsteamer August 26, 2005
The ultimate combination of taking a large dump while getting blown, eating pizza, drinking beer, watching the superbowl, and stabbing rosie o'donnell
my mantasy is better than your mantasy
by clevelandsteamer February 26, 2008
by clevelandsteamer September 19, 2007