by clevelandsteamer July 21, 2008
to be payed 28 million dollars a year for 20 points and 10 rebounds a game and only 40 double-doubles in a season, along with 47 percent free throw shooting and 18 points per game in the playoffs
by clevelandsteamer September 01, 2005
by clevelandsteamer August 30, 2005
the sorriest excuse for a punk. the bitch sings hormonal pop music, which is also known as emo. almost as bad as ashlee simpson
by clevelandsteamer September 05, 2005
a city that i live in that isn't that bad when i think of it. sure, our sports teams suck. sure, we have a lot of crime downtown. well... i actually have nothing nice to say about cincinnati, except there are a lot of malls. i live in the suburbs, so its not that bad where i live.
by clevelandsteamer August 31, 2005
when you are strapped to a chair while wearing an itchy sweater, while at the same time having a wedgie, and being forced to stare at tubgirl while listening to nsync for the rest of eternity. the one positive thing is being able to talk politics with george dubya while watching satan rip up his anus.
by clevelandsteamer December 28, 2005
a man who puts on a button-down, pink shirt with three buttons undone, torn jeans from abercrombie, flip flops, silk underwear and mousse in his hair and then heads out and cries to a barbra streisand musical, after which he goes to starbucks, where he orders a cappuccino, which he enjoys while reading an article in "vogue" about how to please your man. after all this, the "man" goes to the gap for some shopping and then heads out for a manicure and hair appointment.
the damn flamer couldn't stop talking about clothing materials, so i showed him the newest playboy and he quickly dissapeared
by clevelandsteamer September 05, 2005