clay's definitions

Bizznuble

The word "Bubble" in the Z-tense.

This spa is cold. Turn up the bizznubles.

by Clay August 23, 2003

Biznizness

The word "Business" in the Z-tense

Shit, nigger. I started by own biznizness.

by Clay August 23, 2003

Bullshit

My grade on my economics midterm.

This is bullshit.

by Clay August 23, 2003

Bookoodle

A Southern adjective meaning a large amount of something.

There was a bookoodle of people at the football game today.

by Clay July 9, 2004

pep nip

pep nip is a nipple that looks like a peparoni

damn look at the fuckin bitch's pep nips

by clay August 31, 2004

Guitar'ded

Someone who doesn't know alot about the guitar, guitar+retarded.

Sorry i can't play lead, i'm guitar'ded

by Clay December 10, 2004

flatscan

One who does not understand computers, or one who harbors a deep-rooted dislike for computers or the Internet.
From the X-Men term "flatscan", a derogatory term for non-mutants. As the mutants considered themselves the next step in human evolution, "flatscans" were those who would be left behind as the world progressed. A similar fate awaits those who dislike or cannot comprehend computers, and the cyber community adapted the term to mean non-cyber rather than non-mutant.

Flatscans generally need to call tech support for such complicated steps as opening Microsoft Word, and never remember to check their email.

by Clay January 11, 2005