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sophmore ass

One who hauls more ass than others.
Slow up Randy, you're haulin' sophmore ass!
by Clay February 25, 2004
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red sea pedestrian

Slang term for a follower of the Jewish faith.
Will Henderson is definitely a red sea pedestrian. Watch him light the menourah.
by Clay April 30, 2003
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flatscan

One who does not understand computers, or one who harbors a deep-rooted dislike for computers or the Internet.
From the X-Men term "flatscan", a derogatory term for non-mutants. As the mutants considered themselves the next step in human evolution, "flatscans" were those who would be left behind as the world progressed. A similar fate awaits those who dislike or cannot comprehend computers, and the cyber community adapted the term to mean non-cyber rather than non-mutant.
Flatscans generally need to call tech support for such complicated steps as opening Microsoft Word, and never remember to check their email.
by Clay January 11, 2005
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Wild Weezle

Someone who skills are particuarlly refined at a video game, especially Counter-Strike. Weezle is a play on Weasel .
"Wow, The Wild Weezle dominates this game"
by Clay June 7, 2004
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Bullshit

by Clay August 23, 2003
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