Home Snake

A term used for a scruffy stray cat at my work.
Hey, there goes Home Snake
by Clay August 23, 2003
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Son of a Bitch

"Dude, you were supposed to work at 3."
"Son of a Bitch."

"Dude, what happened to the rest of the beer?"
"Son of a Bitch."
by Clay December 15, 2003
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flatscan

One who does not understand computers, or one who harbors a deep-rooted dislike for computers or the Internet.
From the X-Men term "flatscan", a derogatory term for non-mutants. As the mutants considered themselves the next step in human evolution, "flatscans" were those who would be left behind as the world progressed. A similar fate awaits those who dislike or cannot comprehend computers, and the cyber community adapted the term to mean non-cyber rather than non-mutant.
Flatscans generally need to call tech support for such complicated steps as opening Microsoft Word, and never remember to check their email.
by Clay January 11, 2005
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borked

broken. deliberate mispelling and leetization of broken. broke > borke > bork > borked
GAH! I borked it!
dude! you borked it!
by clay May 31, 2003
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sophmore ass

One who hauls more ass than others.
Slow up Randy, you're haulin' sophmore ass!
by Clay February 25, 2004
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