cj's definitions

chocolate ass cake

n. poop.

Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...

Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.

by cj February 22, 2004

Phat Kid

1. An immature kid, but a cool one all the same.
2. One with temper and boundries.
Leprochanic Elephantas
Nuisance

1. Hey! It's Phat Kid! What's up?
2. Calm down Phat Kid!

by CJ September 9, 2004

Heroin Cult

A cult of zombie heroin addicts. Nocturnal creatures, they can be seen wandering around bushes at night. They wander in a syncronised fashion, back and forth, separated from each other by upto 40 metres. The more prestigious members will hide in the bushes themselves, and can only be seen at close distances by their white clothing or cigarettes.

Liam: Shall we scout out the skate park?
Si: Nah, man, i can see them moving.
Timian: Where?
Si: In the bushes.
Liam: Fuck, there's one fettled out on the quater pipe.
Timian: Nah. Fuck that. Let's stay here.

by CJ September 5, 2004

Cock snuffler

The act of two men bumping their penal heads together.

Those two guys are cock snuffling.

by CJ May 20, 2004

dying quivers

breaking chickens neck while the fouls impaled on erect member,thus causing dying quivers. UM UM feels so good

bruce often longed for the day when he would he working on his thesis " THE DYING QUIVERS FIELD TEST"

by cj December 7, 2004

poonerT*

pronounced "poon-er-Tea-Star"
a slang term for any variety of grossly sexual acts, can be used as an adjective, noun, or an explative, similar to the many uses of fuck.

"poonerT* that was crazy!"
a"ll this poonerT* is really pissing me off."
"yeah get outta here poonerT* ass monkey"

by CJ April 21, 2004

Bodies on a gun

A gun that has been used for a murder. Usually reffered when some one buys the murder weapon

Tony bought the gun from Danta'e, but didn't know he had bodies on it.

by cj October 17, 2003