FLATULOQUIST

A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.

HEADLINES
Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth."

by cj December 24, 2006

finecrime

one of many different crimes committed by JEWS (yid).

jew bag lawyers often commit finecrimes to pay for their souls.

by cj August 15, 2008

The Initials

When a chick gives a guy a RimJob (RJ), moves slightly and nibbles/licks giving the Gooch some Action (GA), and then moves slightly again to give the guy a BlowJob (BJ). These three thing together in that order are called giving someone "the initials."

My girlfriend came over last night and gave me the initials. First she licked my ass, then played with my gooch, and finally she gave me a blowjob.

by CJ January 10, 2004

Random

Weird events, people, actions, etc. that are often associated with a large groups of people and consumption of even larger amounts of alcamahol.

This random bitch siad she drank "a vagina full of beer" and showed me her tits.

by CJ April 28, 2004

Anal

to fuck someone in their ass; a form of sex

Chris H had anal with the J-Train!!

by CJ March 08, 2004

townie

they wear rockports and a fucking stupid cap that points to thye sky. Come owt wiv shit words like boonies(cigarettes) and lower(money). The girls are pregnant by the time they are 16 and they are normally found hanging about scum council estates. they are all thick and consider getting one GCSE a real challange. This is because they are kicked out of school before they reach 12 years of age. they have also got a fascination with fake burberry.

townie: 'ere mate have you got and boons?
normal person:no sorry
townie:so any boons i can find on you i can have.
and then they assault you.

by cj February 23, 2004

putzin *around*

goofing off, slacking

Hey, stop putzin around!

by CJ January 06, 2005