cj's definitions

Noblowme

self explainitory, sound it out dip stick

Why don't you Jablowme...

by CJ October 30, 2003

Cock snuffler

The act of two men bumping their penal heads together.

Those two guys are cock snuffling.

by CJ May 20, 2004

bogart

Boogers and snot. The goo.

Enrique's collection of bogarts that resemble celebrities is nearly complete...

by CJ March 20, 2005

gorgeous gorge

Another name for female genetalia or vagina.

I stuck it in her gorgeous gorge.

by CJ October 15, 2003

DEBAUCRACY

debacle and democracy combined to show The present state of the Union. A total debacle of Our Democracy. The Bush Administrations complete rout of the Constitution.

Terrorism is a propaganda tool used by the Bush camp in order to spread his Debaucracy.

by cj January 25, 2008

Heroin Cult

A cult of zombie heroin addicts. Nocturnal creatures, they can be seen wandering around bushes at night. They wander in a syncronised fashion, back and forth, separated from each other by upto 40 metres. The more prestigious members will hide in the bushes themselves, and can only be seen at close distances by their white clothing or cigarettes.

Liam: Shall we scout out the skate park?
Si: Nah, man, i can see them moving.
Timian: Where?
Si: In the bushes.
Liam: Fuck, there's one fettled out on the quater pipe.
Timian: Nah. Fuck that. Let's stay here.

by CJ September 5, 2004

Nuisance

1. One who is annoying.
2. One who wants people to follow rules but does not in return.
Leprochanic Elephantas
Phat Kid

1. You stupid nuisance!
2a. Go "over there" and "do that"!
2b. Don't tell me anything just do it!
2c. What makes you think I'll listen to you.
2d. If you don't shut up, I'm gonna stick you!

by CJ September 9, 2004