cj's definitions

chocolate ass cake

n. poop.

Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...

Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.

by cj February 22, 2004

DT

Delirium tremens is a disorder involving sudden and severe mental changes (psychosis) or neurologic changes (including seizures) caused by abruptly stopping the use of alcohol. Rapid pulse rate, elevated blood pressure, and temperature elevation also may be present.

Stay away from Mikey- He's got the DT's tonight.

by CJ October 29, 2003

Frapp

1. To slap a person with a penis, hard or soft. Aka Cock Slap.

1. I frapped her ass with my 9 foot penis. She now has an abnormal scar in the shape of a mushroom on her cheek.

by CJ March 8, 2004

jet

Leaving a place quickly.

Let's jet, before we miss the train.

by CJ January 9, 2004

B M

Also an acronym for bowel movement. Used in in assisted living or healthcare environments typically.

Did you record the time of his last BM?

by CJ August 12, 2003

Spicy Taco

The reaction from a woman after hot sauce is applied near her Treasure Track.

Put hot sauce on your hand and rub away.

by CJ February 9, 2005

Oss on Flags

Regional slang for Hull (UK)
simply means theres a "Horse on the Path"

A: Look at that oss on flags

by CJ September 27, 2004