cj's definitions

swamp donkey

noun: (swam-pa-dawn-kee) origin. Houston:
1. A very unattractive person, usually having an extremely large gap in their teeth and an overbite. Most likely to be more than 50% overweight but not a must.
2. An ugly ass person.

Ricky Smiley. Damn swamp donkey

by CJ February 6, 2005

MFY

Mother Fucking Yankees

BOS defeats MFY!

MFY TO LOSE 15 GAMES IN A ROW!

by CJ May 16, 2004

Backstreet boy

(n)
1. A man considered to be weak; a pansy.
2. A unit measuring weight.

1. Stop being a Backstreet boy and fight.

2. All of that exercise made me lose a Backstreet boy.

by CJ March 21, 2004

Captain M

See also Captain Magenta

"Captain M to the max!"

by CJ September 5, 2004

David Bowie

Excessively talented and attractive singer/actor with more influence on music than possibly any other musician in the history of time. Some of his best albums include Low, Outside, and Reality.

David Bowie is a demi-god in his own right.

by cj January 17, 2004

Random

Weird events, people, actions, etc. that are often associated with a large groups of people and consumption of even larger amounts of alcamahol.

This random bitch siad she drank "a vagina full of beer" and showed me her tits.

by CJ April 27, 2004

Cock snuffler

The act of two men bumping their penal heads together.

Those two guys are cock snuffling.

by CJ May 20, 2004