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one of many different crimes committed by JEWS (yid).

jew bag lawyers often commit finecrimes to pay for their souls.

by cj August 14, 2008

A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.

Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth."

by cj December 27, 2006

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FLATULOQUIST

A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.

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Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth."

by cj December 24, 2006

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MFY

Mother Fucking Yankees

BOS defeats MFY!

MFY TO LOSE 15 GAMES IN A ROW!

by cj May 16, 2004

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Nickelodeon

A channel that used to be the shit for children and young teens during the 90s. Shows like Salute your Shorts(Greatest Nick Show ever), Hey Dude, Old school rugrats, doug, rocko, Are you afraid of the Dark, Clarissa explains it all, Kenan and Kel. Juss to name a few. Now Nick is a corny ass channel with a line-up with no variety. Gay ass shows like Avatar, Spongebob, Zoey 101, the new All That every single day. Kids that watch the dumb shit now think that Nick is the best channel ever but they definitely don't know what they missed.

8 yr old boy: Hey you want to watch Nickelodeon with me! It's the coolest ever. We can watch Unfabulous, Zoey 101, than Fairly Oddparents!!

Me: *Sigh*

by cj June 15, 2006

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nigga's gone

when a nigga isn't there or no one can catch him

he caught the ball, nigga's gone

by cj September 04, 2004

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Noblowme

self explainitory, sound it out dip stick

Why don't you Jablowme...

by cj October 30, 2003

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