cj's definitions

David Bowie

Excessively talented and attractive singer/actor with more influence on music than possibly any other musician in the history of time. Some of his best albums include Low, Outside, and Reality.

David Bowie is a demi-god in his own right.

by cj January 17, 2004

sand slinger

When a man cums into the sand on a beach and scoops it up and slings it into the girls face.

CJ unloaded a massive cum shot into the sand at Nags Head N.C. and scooped it up and slung it into the unknowing face of Shelby.

by CJ December 14, 2004

dying quivers

breaking chickens neck while the fouls impaled on erect member,thus causing dying quivers. UM UM feels so good

bruce often longed for the day when he would he working on his thesis " THE DYING QUIVERS FIELD TEST"

by cj December 7, 2004

gorgeous gorge

Another name for female genetalia or vagina.

I stuck it in her gorgeous gorge.

by CJ October 15, 2003

fetchy

adj. Arrestingly silly. Mainly pertaining to behavior that may be perceived as the norm in some social situations but out of context. Origins - a 2 1/2 year old child. 2005

Dad caught pinching Mom's butt-Hey Dad, that's too fetchy.

by cj February 13, 2005

DEBAUCRACY

debacle and democracy combined to show The present state of the Union. A total debacle of Our Democracy. The Bush Administrations complete rout of the Constitution.

Terrorism is a propaganda tool used by the Bush camp in order to spread his Debaucracy.

by cj January 25, 2008

Cock snuffler

The act of two men bumping their penal heads together.

Those two guys are cock snuffling.

by CJ May 20, 2004