cj's definitions

sand slinger

When a man cums into the sand on a beach and scoops it up and slings it into the girls face.

CJ unloaded a massive cum shot into the sand at Nags Head N.C. and scooped it up and slung it into the unknowing face of Shelby.

by CJ December 14, 2004

the pres. mouth

the place where flatus is produced, distibuted.

One secret service guy says to another, "did you smell the pres. mouth,it always smells like shit.

by CJ April 3, 2008

c-donkey

A cigarrette

Pass me that c-donkey

by CJ May 5, 2004

chop

Long sideburns that extend outward towards the mouth

Did you see the chops on that guy riding the motorcycle. They were really bushy.

by CJ April 11, 2005

poonerT*

pronounced "poon-er-Tea-Star"
a slang term for any variety of grossly sexual acts, can be used as an adjective, noun, or an explative, similar to the many uses of fuck.

"poonerT* that was crazy!"
a"ll this poonerT* is really pissing me off."
"yeah get outta here poonerT* ass monkey"

by CJ April 21, 2004

Cock snuffler

The act of two men bumping their penal heads together.

Those two guys are cock snuffling.

by CJ May 20, 2004

Random

Weird events, people, actions, etc. that are often associated with a large groups of people and consumption of even larger amounts of alcamahol.

This random bitch siad she drank "a vagina full of beer" and showed me her tits.

by CJ April 27, 2004