cj's definitions

Frapp

1. To slap a person with a penis, hard or soft. Aka Cock Slap.

1. I frapped her ass with my 9 foot penis. She now has an abnormal scar in the shape of a mushroom on her cheek.

by CJ March 8, 2004

dicklixia

strictly in the gay male community, person who sees words backwards, and also licks dicks suffers from dicklixia

Bruce has trouble reading his Gay Pride monthly because he has a bad case of dicklixia

by cj February 28, 2006

B M

Also an acronym for bowel movement. Used in in assisted living or healthcare environments typically.

Did you record the time of his last BM?

by CJ August 12, 2003

jet

Leaving a place quickly.

Let's jet, before we miss the train.

by CJ January 9, 2004

Oss on Flags

Regional slang for Hull (UK)
simply means theres a "Horse on the Path"

A: Look at that oss on flags

by CJ September 27, 2004

The Captain

see also Captain Magenta

"The Captain has arrived"

by CJ September 5, 2004

Random

Weird events, people, actions, etc. that are often associated with a large groups of people and consumption of even larger amounts of alcamahol.

This random bitch siad she drank "a vagina full of beer" and showed me her tits.

by CJ April 27, 2004