cj's definitions

Hit the block

Reffered mainly to mafia and gangs. Sending men to surround a block with dozens of cars full of men, and firing at the block until it is leveled.

Hymie Weiss's gang hit the block that Al Capone was dining at with a friend, but no one was hurt.

by cj October 17, 2003

slipknot

the band is a kick ass band wit kick ass band ...........all u fuckers who diss them can go suck ur mom

slipknot kicks ass

by CJ February 22, 2004

cherrypunk

a nickname for a male (and sometimes female) who is ridden with AIDS and stalks people via internet/other indirect communication.

"Back the fuck up you disgusting cherrypunk"

by cj March 19, 2004

townie

they wear rockports and a fucking stupid cap that points to thye sky. Come owt wiv shit words like boonies(cigarettes) and lower(money). The girls are pregnant by the time they are 16 and they are normally found hanging about scum council estates. they are all thick and consider getting one GCSE a real challange. This is because they are kicked out of school before they reach 12 years of age. they have also got a fascination with fake burberry.

townie: 'ere mate have you got and boons?
normal person:no sorry
townie:so any boons i can find on you i can have.
and then they assault you.

by cj February 23, 2004

flatuloquist

A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.

Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth."

by cj January 1, 2007

Train Wreck

An object that is so horid that one can notbear to turn their full attention from it.

When I woke up this morning, I worked through the pain of my hangover only to see that I had a damn train wreck in my bed.

by CJ April 27, 2004

Phat Kid

1. An immature kid, but a cool one all the same.
2. One with temper and boundries.
Leprochanic Elephantas
Nuisance

1. Hey! It's Phat Kid! What's up?
2. Calm down Phat Kid!

by CJ September 9, 2004