cj's definitions

groundation

A state of which a teenaged person is confined to his or her own house with no contact to the outside world once at all.

Yeah man, i am stuck in a groundation

by CJ December 3, 2004

gorgeous gorge

Another name for female genetalia or vagina.

I stuck it in her gorgeous gorge.

by CJ October 15, 2003

chocolate ass cake

n. poop.

Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...

Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.

by cj February 22, 2004

shit stick

1. A moment when all luck is bad.
2. A cruel insult for someone you hate.

1. I just got beat with the shit stick!2. I am gonna cap yo ass with a 9-, shit stick.

by CJ March 8, 2004

Captain Magenta

Hysterical laughter when high.

Captain Magenta is a fictional character, based on the animated puppet adventures of Captain Scarlet. Captain Magenta is Scarlet's camp evil twin brother, who, like Captain Scarlet, is invincible. This does not, however, prevent him from getting hurt. Which he does in abundance.

The appearance of captain magenta in circles of certain stoners can sometimes be a dangerous phenomenon, as the laugh produced by particular stoners is identical to the call of the heroin cult.

(After 5-20 minutes of solid laughter)

Liam: holy shit man, my sides.
Timian: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Si: Captain M to the max.

by CJ September 5, 2004

poonerT*

pronounced "poon-er-Tea-Star"
a slang term for any variety of grossly sexual acts, can be used as an adjective, noun, or an explative, similar to the many uses of fuck.

"poonerT* that was crazy!"
a"ll this poonerT* is really pissing me off."
"yeah get outta here poonerT* ass monkey"

by CJ April 21, 2004

Noblowme

self explainitory, sound it out dip stick

Why don't you Jablowme...

by CJ October 30, 2003