cj's definitions

jizzhead

a person with the name justin fisher.

justin is a jizzhead.

by cj March 30, 2004

Backstreet boy

(n)
1. A man considered to be weak; a pansy.
2. A unit measuring weight.

1. Stop being a Backstreet boy and fight.

2. All of that exercise made me lose a Backstreet boy.

by CJ March 21, 2004

nigga's gone

when a nigga isn't there or no one can catch him

he caught the ball, nigga's gone

by cj September 4, 2004

bezzle

The acting of performing or recieving of oral sex.

Kiesha got herpes on her mouth from her bad habbit of giving random boys bezzle.

by cj October 11, 2003

cherrypunk

a nickname for a male (and sometimes female) who is ridden with AIDS and stalks people via internet/other indirect communication.

"Back the fuck up you disgusting cherrypunk"

by cj March 19, 2004

flatuloquist

A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.

Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth."

by cj January 1, 2007

Train Wreck

An object that is so horid that one can notbear to turn their full attention from it.

When I woke up this morning, I worked through the pain of my hangover only to see that I had a damn train wreck in my bed.

by CJ April 27, 2004