cj's definitions

slipknot

it is a kick ass band wit kick ass mask if ya pussy wanna diss them then u can go suck ur mom

slipknot kicks ass

by CJ February 22, 2004

thuganomy

The system of laws governing thugs

Marijuana is the driving force in the American thuganomy

by CJ September 16, 2004

Captain Magenta

Hysterical laughter when high.

Captain Magenta is a fictional character, based on the animated puppet adventures of Captain Scarlet. Captain Magenta is Scarlet's camp evil twin brother, who, like Captain Scarlet, is invincible. This does not, however, prevent him from getting hurt. Which he does in abundance.

The appearance of captain magenta in circles of certain stoners can sometimes be a dangerous phenomenon, as the laugh produced by particular stoners is identical to the call of the heroin cult.

(After 5-20 minutes of solid laughter)

Liam: holy shit man, my sides.
Timian: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Si: Captain M to the max.

by CJ September 5, 2004

Phat Kid

1. An immature kid, but a cool one all the same.
2. One with temper and boundries.
Leprochanic Elephantas
Nuisance

1. Hey! It's Phat Kid! What's up?
2. Calm down Phat Kid!

by CJ September 9, 2004

Nuisance

1. One who is annoying.
2. One who wants people to follow rules but does not in return.
Leprochanic Elephantas
Phat Kid

1. You stupid nuisance!
2a. Go "over there" and "do that"!
2b. Don't tell me anything just do it!
2c. What makes you think I'll listen to you.
2d. If you don't shut up, I'm gonna stick you!

by CJ September 9, 2004

jizzhead

a person with the name justin fisher.

justin is a jizzhead.

by cj March 30, 2004

Cock snuffler

The act of two men bumping their penal heads together.

Those two guys are cock snuffling.

by CJ May 20, 2004