bogart

Something that purports to be art but is not.
(bogus + art =bogart)

That hack who sculpted Jesus out of chocolate at Easter time was looking for fame, but all he did was create yet another piece of bogart.

by circushead June 3, 2007

Tool Bus

Any charter bus carrying a bunch of Canadians from southern Ontario to a Buffalo Bills game on a Sunday afternoon.

The Tool Bus will leave the parking lot of the Scarborough East Ramada Inn at 11:00 a.m. sharp, and return to the same place at approximately 8 p.m. Vomit cleanup will then commence.

by circushead August 4, 2006

bombing the Titanic

Performing an action which makes an already doomed situation even worse.

Nigel: So then I let her in on the fact that I have a collection of all the vintage Star Wars action figures, in their original packaging no less.

Charlie: Man, she already thought you were a loser, by telling her that you were just bombing the Titanic.

by Circushead July 11, 2006

PK'd

Getting severely reprimanded for poor performance at work.

He was up for review, and was sure that a big raise 'n praise was in order. Instead, he got PK'd.

by circushead June 23, 2006

pidgeon kicker

Someone who takes out his frustrations on an unrelated but easy to punish other.

Johann, in typical pidgeon kicker style, screamed at the homeless panhandler because his boss had earlier chewed him out for showing up to work drunk.

by Circushead July 10, 2006

highdea

An idea or insight a person has when they are high. For the duration of being high, it is a truly profound, original, and useful idea, but turns out the next day to make no sense, or be of any use whatsover.

Jimbo had an highdea last night that he was sure would make him a multi-millionalre. The next morning, however, he realized that no one would be interested in purchasing live ducks to wear as headwear.

by circushead June 23, 2006

turdbot

A robot made entirely of dung.

My turdbot can play the kazoo, and it's 100% biodegradable.

by Circushead July 10, 2006