circushead's definitions

listerine coffee

The heavy dose of Listerine that some hapless drunks must indulge before going to work in order to cover up the distillery odour they carry from drinking all night.

Poor Patrick thought his Listerine coffee would cover up his showing up to work plastered at 9:45 a.m., but his listlessness and red eyes gave him away.

by Circushead July 10, 2006

budweiler

What happens when you breed the world's greatest beer with the world's toughest dog.

Budweiler, if it existed, would be a marketing marriage made in hell.

by Circushead July 7, 2006

bongding

The feeling of comradery that arises from sharing a bong with a person or persons.

Danbo felt that the education he lost from ditching class and doing drugs was compensated for by the special bongding experiences he had with friends when doing so. Plus, he got lots of highdeas that never would have occurred to him in school. You can ask him about it yourself. He's a waiter at Denny's.

by Circushead July 7, 2006

noisebottom

Someone who farts a lot.

Some noisebottom made life very unpleasant for everyone on the subway this afternoon.

by Circushead July 4, 2006

crapioca

Really bad tapioca pudding.

We had steak for dinner and crapioca for dessert.

by Circushead July 4, 2006

portholio

Someone in the communication business who's always trying to get people to look at his work.

Ted: Who was that, Tad?
Tad: Some portholio trying to make an appointment.

by Circushead July 4, 2006

misjugment

To overestimate, or underestimate, the size of a woman's breasts.

I made the mistake of buying a bra for my girlfriend, and made a terrible misjugment.

by Circushead June 29, 2006