circushead's definitions

pimpstorical

An adjective used to describe someone of historical significance for whom big pimping was a way of life.

I stayed home and watched a pimpstorical documentary about Julius Caesar on PBS last night.

by Circushead January 12, 2008

waifress

An underweight waitress.

I left the waifress a tip, but I should have left her a cheeseburger.

by Circushead July 14, 2006

party like Barty

To have a really good time. The reference is to late dwarf actor Billy Barty, the 3'9" man who, despite his diminutive stature, was renowned for his long showbiz career and effervescent character.

When my exams are over, I'm going to party like Barty.

by circushead August 4, 2006

FYI Guy

Some guy, usually at work, who's always providing information that you don't really want. Often, he prefaces it by saying, or writing, 'FYI'.

Ted: FYI, I'm just gonna go take a dump. But after I finish up in there, I'll be back.

Me: Thanks a lot, FYI Guy.

by Circushead June 28, 2006

raise 'n praise

A glowing performance review at work which includes a generous monetary raise.

His marriage went to pot, and he lost contact with all his friends, but at least Jeff's total dedication to a job he hated earned him a raise 'n praise.

by circushead June 23, 2006

blowg

Using your hardly read by anybody blog to copiously praise the work of your friends, usually at their behest, in a vain attempt to create a 'media buzz' around them.

When he got his buddy to publicly blowg him, saying that he was a rising star in the advertising world, worth at least ten times anyone else at his agency, everyone just felt really sorry for him.

by circushead June 23, 2006

wrongdezvous

A completely ill advised meeting.

I met her in a bar on Kent street, a fitting dump of a place for our illicit wrongdezvous.

by circushead August 27, 2006