chris doberstein's definitions

Nametag Massage

A nametag massage is what happens when someone has a nametag clipped near there privates and they sit down. It rubbed against the genitals causing excitement.

Renise: God i'm so tired. I'm going to sit down. AHHHH!
Gail: What happened?!
Renise: Oh, it was just a nametag massage

by Chris Doberstein August 17, 2008

heiffing

A mixture of HEIFER and EFFING. It's used as an addition to the adjective EFFING when it refers to a LARGE person.

Ariel is one HEIFFING annoying idiot.

by chris doberstein December 4, 2009

ratface

Generally, it is a person who ressembles a ratty homeless person but who in fact in fairly well off.

Though Gail was a good teacher many people mistook her for homeless and poor because she was a ratface

by chris doberstein August 16, 2008

Scarfing It Down

Masturbating using a scarf. The softness of the fabric can cause people to get excited. Though it seems weird, it actually exists.

Ariel: Hey Renny. You look happy.
Renise: Its RENISE, and yeah i was just scarfing it down. I feel soooo good.

by chris doberstein August 17, 2008

Pig Lizard Dragon

A manifestation of three hideous animals. These animals combined form a beast so vile, heartless, and cruel that it will destroy the world.

Earl: OMG we're all gonna die. Pig Lizard Dragon is on a rampage.
Annie: We have to save the children. THE CHILDREN!
Edna: Yeah Yeah shut ur yap.

by chris doberstein August 18, 2008

For Mlodz Sake!

A expression used to annoy religious people. Since Mlodz is a synonym for the devil, this expression is the opposite of saying "For God's sake!"

Chris: For Mlodz Sake! This line is sooooo long!
Britney: How dare you say that!!!
Chris: Bitch Please!

by chris doberstein December 24, 2007

Plez

Lazy way of saying Please

Kaylee: Will you plez pass me the beans mom?
Mom: What did you just say?!

by chris doberstein August 17, 2008