chris 's definitions

punch the clown

To masturbate , usually associated with guys.

Rather than work hard, Rob would rather stay home and punch the clown.

by Chris May 13, 2005

coche

to stay (sit) somewhere

coche here

by chris April 3, 2004

vankampened

When you borrow something and dont give it back.

I vankampened that dan kid out of his game.

by Chris January 12, 2004

Precious

Gollum's birthday present. It came to him. His own, his precious.

"My precioussss"

by Chris January 2, 2004

SIDS

Small Island Developing States.

Dr Toepfer was speaking at the launch of a Unep report on the plight of small island developing states, known as Sids.

by Chris January 6, 2005

fuckwit

person so stupid they cannot function above the minimum requirements of a human, which are eating, sleeping, and fucking.

ummm george, how do you turn this blender off?
its the blue button with the big word off, fuckwit

by chris April 10, 2005

bling bling

chrome, gold plated, blinking lights or other crap that some one bolts or glues on his or her auto to make them "cool"

dust puppy sure has some bling bling lights

by chris April 4, 2003