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walrus

When recieving oral sex from a girl you cum in her mouth and quickly cover it before you punch her in the stomach, causing the jism to spew out her nose creating tusks and make groaning walrus-like noises.
She was so impressed by the length of her new tusks that she demanded the walrus on a daily basis.
by Chris February 8, 2005
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IROC

IROC= International race of champions

The International Race of Champions is a race comprised of top notch drivers from IRL, NASCAR Winston Cup, NASCAR Busch, World of Outlaws ... all sorts of racing ... to compete in identical cars and try their driving skills at winning the IROC Championship of the season. Started in 1974 and still running today.

camaro IROCs were special options on 1985-1990 Z-28 camaros and featured a lower ride height, performance-calibrated shocks and struts, and 16 inch aluminum wheels with 245/50/16 goodyear eagle tires. They were made to commemorate the chevrolet camaro being used in the IROC series.
by chris September 6, 2004
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registry

Something in your computer that you should delete if an IIS reset does not work.
Did you try an IIS reset? Well, if it does not work, try deleting your registry
by Chris June 19, 2006
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religion

1. An explanation of the things we don't understand.
2. A reason to exist. There is no reason for us being here, so we have created our own. God.
3. A controlling agent. Kids be good, or santa won't give you presents. Its the same thing. People behave, or you'll go to hell!
4. Fear of death. Everything suggests that death is the end. Its ludicrous to suppose there is some sort of spiritual afterlife. We all know we will die eventually; and we don't like it. So we deny it..fabricating a fantastic fairytale to convince ourselves that there is no such thing as death. Well its a load of bollocks - remember the Romans worshipped every new planet they saw...the Egyptians worshipped the sun..for as long as man has been around, so has his need to worship something. Its an expression of our insecurity and it will last as long as fear itself
You can't insure your life on a figament of man's collective imagination. Remember once, we all believe the earth was flat, and mental problems were the work of demons
by Chris December 13, 2003
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struth

1) An example of australian slang, 'struth' is used to denot an exclamation.

2) 'my goodness'
"Struth! 'e was a big bugger!"
by Chris June 2, 2003
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two bits

"Put my two cents in" originates from the older "put my two bits in" and has its origin in the game of poker. When playing poker you have to make a small bet before the cards are dealt called an "ante" to begin play in that hand.
This phrase draws an analogy to the poker ante (two bits) and gains your entry into the conversation.

Two bits means one quarter (currently the American twenty five cent piece). This comes from the older term "piece of eight".

Today we have coins minted in different denominations - nickel, dime, and quarter in the U.S. - but this was not always so. Gold and silver coins once served as currency, with the value of the coin equal to the value of the gold or silver contained in the coin. To obtain currency valued at less than a full gold coin, coins would be scored and split into pieces. This is how one would make change so to speak.

Coins could be split into halfs, quarters, and eighths. One eighth of a coin was called a "piece of eight" and also called a "bit". Two pieces of eight is equal to one quarter. Hence "two bits" is a quarter.
Person 1: "....That is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid you are and your opinion should be disregarded."
by Chris July 22, 2006
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Anteater

Ant·eat·er (Ant"-eat`er), n.

An uncircumcised man.
1. Check out that guys crotch, it looks like an anteater.
by Chris March 15, 2005
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