chris 's definitions

LadiesMan

someone who gets pussy from more at least 2 different girls in a week, who happen to be best friends

i myself acomplished this feat with amber and michelle in the same 6 days

by Chris October 13, 2003

mac mini

A $499 6.5" x 2" Apple computer introduced at the 2005 SF Macworld Expo which is based on the design of the ill-fated but award winning G4 Cube. Designed to lure iPod-toting windows users into the Mac OS camp by allowing them to cheaply replace their CPU while keeping their existing monitor, mouse, keyboard, etc... Live the digital life in stylish simplicity.

Steve just replaced his ugly virus-prone, crash-ridden wintel box with an elegant Mac Mini.

by Chris January 19, 2005

5 0

cops, skateboardling grind where only the back truck grinds and the front is in the air

Dude, I was trying a 5-0 on that ledge but the 5-0 came and kicked us out

by chris March 17, 2003

Anteater

Ant·eat·er (Ant"-eat`er), n.

An uncircumcised man.

1. Check out that guys crotch, it looks like an anteater.

by Chris March 15, 2005

oragina

(n.) the visible indentations seen on the female chest through the shirt, when a bra is worn too tightly.

yikes, becky's oraginal was so bad today that her breasts looked like they had camel toes.

by chris May 6, 2005

beef drapes

The shanked out remains of the labia after hours of jammy jam

I banged her so long and hard bitch had some beef drapes

by chris May 13, 2005

ring my bell

giving oral sex to a male person.
other definition for blowjob.

hey girl! get on your knees and ring my bell!

by Chris June 18, 2005