chris 's definitions

Horse

A name used to refer to the Manchester Utd number 10 Ruud Van Nistlerooy. A man with horse like features.

Van Nistlerooy is galloping forward like the horse that he is.

by chris January 12, 2005

Lifting

to lift weights, as in weight lifting

that boy could lift 50 lb. dumbells with each arm

by Chris March 18, 2005

quaint

Another word for sexy as hell

Emily is quaint............. :)

by Chris October 9, 2004

wank

British term to describe masturbating, sometimes known as:

josseling
flogging the dolphin
playing tug of war
pumping your fist
having a "german tank"
having a "down town jeremy brown"
having a "five knuckle shuffle"
having "one on the house"

American terms include:

beating off
whacking off
jerking off

he is upstaires having a jossel, would you like to leave a message?

by Chris February 27, 2005

Rossy

Anything involving angry sex/rape/destruction of property/euthenasia/mass genocide.

Hitler was in fact a Rossy.

by chris June 18, 2006

mexicali

Term that refers to a cool mexican. As most of them are Gangster wannabes it was needed to refer to the hispanics that arent idiots.

"Who are all these mexicans sitting at out table?"
"Nah dude, there cool, there Mexicalies

by Chris February 2, 2005

capping the whale

When mastrabating, it's when you cover the blowhole before you cum and keeping id there until you're finished. you can do this with just your hand, toliet paper........You get the idea

Right at the end of spanking the monkey, he capped the whale

by Chris December 18, 2004