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by Chris January 21, 2005

That picture is on the wonk/ the minigun is on the wonk/ my brains are on the wonk. Originates from darkest, most remote parts of Suffolk (u.k) where everyone and everything is said to be'on the wonk'.And with very good reason.
by chris January 16, 2004

A term used by angry jews and/or Czech people. Commonly used for insulting a younger, foolish member of the group. Almost always used in the same sentence as "...In the old country..." or when making someone feel stupid.
by Chris November 13, 2003

age/sex/location/picture
if you get one of these on a IM on aol yahoo msn or YIM AIM check there pro if they have one close the window
if you get one of these on a IM on aol yahoo msn or YIM AIM check there pro if they have one close the window
48yodude254:Hey I'm a hot sexy bitch aslp
My sn: hold on(checked the profile)
Computer:Now blocking all IMs from 48yodude254
Me: hahahahahahahahahahaha
My sn: hold on(checked the profile)
Computer:Now blocking all IMs from 48yodude254
Me: hahahahahahahahahahaha
by Chris May 13, 2005

Unable to climb rocks, however in still photos always appears to be doing a good job. Despite his natural problem solving ability, he can never seem to find which rock to go to next, and that my friends will be his downfall.
by Chris November 25, 2004

An example of Scottish/Cockney rhyming slang, Shereen Nanjiani = Fanny.
Shereen Nanjiani has been the main presenter of 'Scotland Today' for nearly twenty years and is one the best known faces on Television in Scotland. The term is usually shortened to 'Shereen' and is normally used when insulting or sometimes greeting friends.
Shereen Nanjiani has been the main presenter of 'Scotland Today' for nearly twenty years and is one the best known faces on Television in Scotland. The term is usually shortened to 'Shereen' and is normally used when insulting or sometimes greeting friends.
by Chris June 19, 2006
