H-Vegas

H-Vegas ... Hillsborough, NC. Small ass town with the most rednecks ever. Top hangout is Bojangles, though they are very proud of their new Wal-Mart. Very big on Green Monster, Moonshine, and keg stands! The girls are hot, the trucks are huge! I'm goin back...
I bonged eight beers that night in H-Vegas.
by Chris February 24, 2005
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fisheye

When you cum in a girl's eye, she winks because it stings. If you look at a live fish, it winks in the same manner.
I gave her the old fisheye and she bit my dick.
by Chris March 21, 2005
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drongo

by Chris March 26, 2003
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Model M

One of the oldest, most durable, and loudest keyboards produced. IBM started producing them back in the late 80s, as computer-centric clones of the keyboard of Selectric typewriters. Capable of bludgeoning your average Windows-mushy-keyboard user and living to type for another 10 years.
"Aaah! I got dumped out of CounterStrike because I hit the Windoze key!"
"You lamer. Use a Model M! I don't got no stinking windows keys."
by Chris October 28, 2003
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quaint

Emily is quaint............. :)
by Chris October 09, 2004
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Lalap Jons

A lalap jons is a maiden voyage of darland banks and explores the jeeebas kahns in all proverbs.
Chris: Come aboard the lalap

Sam:whhooooaaaaaatttt!!!!
by Chris January 21, 2005
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bauer

the best dog in the whole world
everyone agrees bauer is the best
by chris May 11, 2003
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