chris's definitions

He-Hooters

Similar to moobs; a disgustingly large set of breasts found on a man.

My god man! Look at his he-hooters!

by Chris April 24, 2003

Aberfoyle

Eau de source naturelle... oh..
Natural Spring Water.. Its better than shitty Dasani

Bow down bitch

by Chris November 12, 2003

sentimental

Meaning of essence or 'a lot' to oneself

by chris March 5, 2003

Toucher De Weiner

A person who touches male genitals

I hear that you are a Toucher De Weiner

by Chris February 20, 2005

pie

The All Powerful Ruler Of The World!!!

Pie Will Kick Your Ass!!!

by Chris January 18, 2005

jerkathon

When someone is by themself, and to pass time, jerks off as many times as possible in one day.

Dharshan:Chris you look so tired today. What happened?
Chris:Well, I was up all last night.
Dharshan:Chris! You gotta knock it off with all these midnight jerkathons!

by Chris April 21, 2004

shmool

Lovable Loser

Things just dont work for him for no other reason than he just sucks.

Well Shmool, it works for me... It doesn't work for you because you suck

by Chris April 24, 2005