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devotchkas

all girl street punk hailing from new york city. some times sited as the female form of the casualties. on punkcore records. currently writting new material.

"You've got a problem, I'm so sick of you
You're always telling me what to do
I'm not perfect, I know my flaws
But you're not gonna be the one who lays down my laws
Just because we don't see eye to eye
That doesn't mean I'll take your fuckin' lies"

"one sided society" from the album "anniliation"

by Chris September 11, 2004

the dog ate it

A classic and not very credible excuse usually used in cartoons and sitcoms to excuse a student's lack of completed homework when they get to school.

"Boy, where is your homework?"; "The dog ate it, sir" "THWACK" "OW!"

by Chris May 23, 2004

Searchifie

Verb, Adj. You can Searchifie information. It was a Searchified picture.

"I searchified that picture"
"That picture has been google Searchified

by Chris January 17, 2005

GOP

Synonyms: KKK Republican Conservative

1.)Grand Old Party, Rebublicans
2.)Stock Brokers, Southerners, Big Buisness Managers, Alchoholics, White People and the richest 1% of Americans
3.)A little over half of US citizens
4.)People who want to preseve Naziism

Nigger 1:The damn GOP ain't gonn give my baby's momma social security!
Nigger 2:What the fuck is Social Security?
Nigger 1: I don't give a fuck. My baby's momma wants me to snipe him out when he's pissin. He pisses right next to a window.
Nigger 2: You oc nigga

by Chris May 13, 2005

wonk

To describe something that isn't quite right, slightly off or not working properly

That picture is on the wonk/ the minigun is on the wonk/ my brains are on the wonk. Originates from darkest, most remote parts of Suffolk (u.k) where everyone and everything is said to be'on the wonk'.And with very good reason.

by chris January 16, 2004

300zx

A car in which its rear bumper is only seen in a race.

Chris: Hey Mike whats up? Did you beat that 300zx last night?
Mike: Well he spun wheels all the way to the next light..
Chris: And?
Mike: I lost..
Chris: So your telling me your integra lost to a 300zx that did a burnout all the way to the next light?
Mike: Shut up man its rear wheel drive and I didn't have enough downforce.
Chris: RIIIIICERRR

by Chris March 23, 2005

G-Check

1) When someone is offending you or bothering you, you put the person in check or teach them a lesson so to speak.

"Jim Lee was talking shit, so I G-Checked his ass by robbing him!"

by Chris November 17, 2004