Definitions by chris 

sky 

A rear wheel drive 2-seat convertible roadster from Saturn built on GM's Kappa platform, shared by the Pontiac Solstice. Set for release ~ April 2006

Damn the Sky is so much cooler than the Solstice...

sky by Chris October 10, 2005

intel 

1: a company which states it has a good multi-tasking processor, but utterly failed upon the release of dual core processors.

2:a company which sells computer related articles for about 2-3 times as much as they are worth.

1:
guy1:Shit dude, I got an intel P-XE for 1600$
Guy2:too bad my economy x2 3800+ outperforms it in a lot of things and costs 1/4 as much.
Guy3:screw both of you, i got a x2 4800+ for 1k and it's ranked as the best thing on the market
guy1:I wish I didn't listen to the tech guy at best buy, i think he was a highschool drop out.

2:dude, your overclocked pentium4 is reaching 70degrees C, maybe you could backwards engineer it and sell it world wide as an overpriced heater...

intel by chris October 2, 2005

fuckboy 

The worst insult to a male, basically callin him a bitch or pussyboy but not in those words. You should be ready to fight after being insulted like that. It originated in the south. (also see fucknigga)

50 cent at the vmas:

"Fuck Fat Joe!...fuckboy!!..pussy!!"

fuckboy by Chris October 2, 2005

slaunch 

adj.- characterizing something that is awesome or in one's favor.

That's fucking slaunch!

slaunch by Chris September 29, 2005

yonks 

a very long time, usually a number of years

"I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks, been working me buns off for bands..."
-Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon (Speak to Me)

yonks by Chris September 18, 2005

nub 

Term can apply to any of the above meanings (i.e. being a n00b different to newb and noob, leet user etc.) but can also mean a person who opens their eyes to something...let's say for instance using the term "..." or "XD" (just an example and yes, I know smeone actually like this) They will use "..." or "XD" every chance they get. The "..." or "XD" could apply to anything, but when they get smart, they won't flog (overuse) it death. They are extremely annoying until that point.

Nub: hey
Nub: ...
Person: Hey
Nub: Sup? XD
Person: Nothing
Nub: ...
Nub: Ok. Cool. XDDDD
Person: Brb
Nub: ...
Nub: XD Ok.

(I'm being very generous because I can't stand spelling like a nub)

nub by Chris September 14, 2005

bat-shit retarded 

1) Behavior consistent with a person who exhibits the characteristics of a complete moron/noob/nub/tool, it’s commonly used in mmo’s to describe noobish like behavior.

2)Also see "total douschenozzle"

While jacking in a Mara central, a bat shit retarded merv tried to gank me but he was quickly thwarted. What a skatmuncher!

bat-shit retarded by Chris September 9, 2005