Definitions by child hood obesity

Skittles 

the children version of cocaine

yo you got the skittles year i got the skittles that'll be 10 dollars

Skittles by child hood obesity March 1, 2021

UNCLE 

The guy that beats me with his pink rubbery sticks every night

oh fuck UNCLE stop its hurting now

UNCLE by child hood obesity June 10, 2020

satanic ELMO 

is a Russian undercover who prays to the demon

he is here who SATANIC ELMO

satanic ELMO by child hood obesity October 15, 2019

adopted 

the thing that i get told everyday

you be adopted

adopted by child hood obesity August 20, 2019

dumpling 

a boy who is fat as hell and got dumped by an old Chinese lady who was actually a man

come here dumpling

dumpling by child hood obesity August 20, 2019

dumpling 

a boy who is fat as hell and got dumped by an old Chinese lady who was actually a man

come here dumpling

dumpling by child hood obesity August 20, 2019

Roman Tesmer 

he is a uncooked chicken nugget who suffers from poverty and is adopted who get beaten daily but is ripped but is still fat as hell

jesus christ your such a adopted Roman Tesmer
oh my god roman

Roman Tesmer by child hood obesity August 19, 2019