chigglywiggly's definitions

monkey chomper

The monkey chomper is a sexual act in which, while fornicating, the male bites down (chomps) on a woman's throat, slicing into her jugular vein. Then while she is lying there bleeding to death, he poops in his hand and flings the feces at her, like a monkey.

I was feeling kinky last night, so I performed a monkey chomper.

by chigglywiggly August 16, 2010

boston pancake

A pancake made in the city of Boston, Massachusetts. It may also refer to pancake shops or other related eateries based in and around that location.

Eric: Joe, this pancake is delicious! Where did you get it, Philadelphia?

Joe: No, this is a Boston pancake.

Eric: Nice...

by Chigglywiggly January 12, 2010

eeeand

The way a Rochesterian (NY) pronounces the word "and". Rochesterians are well know for their odd, nasally accent.

"Eeeand that will be all, kids."

by Chigglywiggly October 28, 2006

cincinnati bowtie

A bowtie made in the city of Cincinnati, Ohio.

Eric: Hey Joe! Nice bowtie! Where did you buy it, New Orleans?

Joe: No, this is a Cincinnati bowtie.

Eric: Nice...

by Chigglywiggly January 9, 2010

Band of Horses

An indie-rock band that formed in 2004. They were originally known as "Horses".

Band of Horses, or Horses, is a band primarily composed of humans, not horses.

by Chigglywiggly January 17, 2007

rusty trombone

A trombone that, when subjected to water or water-based liquids and even air moisture for a long enough time, develops an outer layer of iron oxide most commonly known as rust. It makes a trombone aesthetically and ergonomically unpleasing, as well as difficult to play.

Andy: Hey Bobby, do you want to play my flute?

Bobby: No, I want to play my trombone but it's not working. I dropped it in the water and accidentally left it there for six weeks. Now it is a rusty trombone.

Andy: Well shucks.

by Chigglywiggly February 14, 2010

gayer than gay

Gayer than gay is when something is pretty freakin' queer.

It's gayer than the Wiggles.
It's gayer than 1000 hugs in a handbag.
It's gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.
It's gayer than male hairstylists.

Oh yeah...it's gay.

Oh my gosh, Jimmy has a lifesized blow up doll of Michael Bolton.

That is gayer than gay.

by Chigglywiggly March 13, 2009