The simultaneous act of rubbing out a huge load, whilst exhaling deeply and letting out a loud groan of satisfaction
Jesus, Jennifer wound me up last night and wouldn’t let me have any so when I got back to my place I had to sort myself out, the gruntsplatter could be heard all through the neighbourhood!
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I finally got Daphne to come back to my place the other night, once I got inside her fur coat and mink knickers it wasnt long before I was knacker-deep in her cocoa channel.
by cheffykins January 02, 2012
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I went to Keiths the other night as he had some new lezzie films, in this one film this stunning blond bird was scissoring off with a double edged crystal wand with this right minger - it was a typical case of "Bland on Blond
by cheffykins August 08, 2010
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These 2 girls at Cinderella Rockafellers the other night were tearing fucking great clumps out of each other over some bloke, must've been on the old "Bitches Brew" all night.....
by cheffykins December 20, 2010
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I was absolutely busting the other night, by the time I had finished banging the snatch out of Vera I left a deep cock pool
by cheffykins January 08, 2012
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Look at Keith's speedos, theres a sticky damp patch on the front of them caused by all these bikini-clad honeyz at the pool today. He must suffer badly from cockjunctivitus.
by cheffykins December 30, 2011
Get the cockjunctivitus mug.That Jane was in the bathroom for at least an hour the other night, stuck my ear to the door to see if she was ok and it sounded like she was strumming a tune on the old gammon guitar
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